Skam by wemerson

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Episodio 1x1 - Nota 7.5 2017-06-11 21:58:24

N: Girls who call other girls sluts have 90% higher chance of getting chlamydia.
E: Seriously?
N: No. But it would've been cool if it were true.
bem aqui que eu me apaixonei pela noora

Episodio 1x3 - Nota 8.5 2017-06-11 22:04:26

morto com a chris e a colher seduzindo o isak HAHAHAHAHAHHH

a cena da noora se juntando para a reunião, a carinha que ela fez quando a chris fez o toque AAAAAAAAA

N: You can't ask us to user our sexuality in exchange for credibility. You're crazy.
S: No. I'm honest. Norwegian girls exchange sex for money, popularity, and acknowledgement every day. We might disagree on values. But this isn't news to you! It's your culture. it is crazy. So try to change it instead of critisizing it.
nossa quero ser amigo da noora e sana!!!!!!

Episodio 1x4 - Nota 9 2017-06-11 22:07:43

"shiiiiiii, Stop talking. You talk too much." HAHAHAHAHAHHH

que squadzão da porra eu quero entrar

"Go for it, you little slut!" "Little slut?" "Yeah, she's really slutty! No, no! I'm slutty too." EU TO MORRENDO

e precisamos falar sobre o chris e esse sorriso, estou totalmente sem chão......

Episodio 1x5 - Nota 9 2017-06-11 22:51:38

a trilha sonora dessa série eu venero muito

"My cousin bled so much that she got anemia."
"That's bullshit."
"No, bleeding can happen during your first intercourse. Large bleedings should be taken seriously because they can in fact kill you."
"She just got a little weak."

"Have you seen one like this before?"
GENTE SOCORRO NÃO DEI CONTA DESSA DOUTORA HGAHAHAHAHAHHHH

Episodio 1x6 - Nota 8.5 2017-06-11 23:10:43

enquanto o jonazzzzzz e a eva trocavam sms eu tava focado na conversa entre a vilde e noora hahahahah morri e o que foi a sana chegando com a chris de overboard

tadinha da vilde, ele tirou print, socorro quero proteger tão inocente

o chris é muito lindo não dou conta, olha esse beijo bicho...........A LÍNGUA

Episodio 1x7 - Nota 9 2017-06-11 23:21:00

chris e a saga da colher continuam socorro

S: What are you talking about?
V: My integrity.
S: You don't have any. Next subject.
sana é venenosa DEMAIS

QUE FAROFA ESSE FINAL HELP

Episodio 1x7 - Nota 9 2017-06-11 23:22:47

"What an awesome guy you are! What happened that made you have such an inferiority complex that you have to piss on the feelings of a first year girl to feel cool? Were you never validated as a child, or? Did mommy never compliment your drawings? Or did daddy never come to any of your graduations? You didn't have hair on your dick in 7th grade and you were bullied for it? Anyway, you have to seriously get over it and start behaving like a human. Stop walking around like a fucking cliche."

Episodio 1x8 - Nota 9 2017-06-11 23:30:47

sempre que eu me sentir triste vou assistir o vídeo da noora cantando baby

W: Call me what you want.
N: Yeah but then I choose to call you asshole.

Episodio 1x8 - Nota 9 2017-06-11 23:37:10

V: It's unfair that we'll all become unpopular because of Eva being slutty.
N: It's interesting that you, someone who describes herself as a feminist, is calling others slutty.
V: That's not true. I think Penetrator Chris is also slutty. It's unfair that he doesn't get this reputation. He was at much at fault as you. But that's not my fault either.
N: Chris doesn't have that reputation because guys don't go around calling each other sluts. So if you think it's unfair, you have to stop calling girls sluts.
YAAAAAAAS GIRL

S: They can try. We'll get them back.
V: That might be the way it works in your Muslim gangster world but for us it doesn't work like that.
N: I can't be bothered listening to this.
V: You're completely psycho. You threw water in Ingrid's face. You're crazy!
S: I threw water in Ingrid's face because she and her friends called you a slut for hooking up with William. That's how it works in my Muslim gangster world. You don't judge your friends, and you stand up for them no matter what.
*DROPS MIC*

Episodio 1x9 - Nota 9 2017-06-11 23:46:05

E: And you're telling me this now?!
S: What? I told it before...I thought I told it before.
morto

"What's wrong with you? You can't just jump on people. Pull yourself together. You're with the school's largest douche. Your way of coping with it is to jump people and send threat letters? I have a better suggestion for you Break up with your fucking boyfriend. He's a fucking asshole."

como assim o isak jurei que tivesse sido a vilde gif da gretchen

Episodio 1x10 - Nota 9 2017-06-11 23:52:36

só depois de 10 episodios eu vim perceber que o jonas é até bonitinho, depois que meu ranço passou abri meus olhos

no ep 1x05 o squad sou eu chegando na festa, nesse episodio a vilde carregada sou eu saindo das festas

esse final QUEEEEEE

Episodio 1x11 - Nota 9 2017-06-12 00:05:29

W: Hi beautiful.
N: Willhelm!
W: You're not answering my messages?
N: No power. For two weeks straight.

EU MORRO COM ESSA DOUTORA e a brusinha da chris, ameiiiii

ESSE FINAL SOCORRO COM A NOORA DESMASCARANDO

Episodio 1x11 - Nota 9 2017-06-12 00:07:30

"You accusing me of that, actually angered me a little. It felt like I had to give up everything to be with you. I ditched my best friends. So when you said I just do what others think is cool and that I don't have my own opinion, it's really unfair. Because it's not true. Because I chose you. And it was a really stupid choice. But at least I didn't do it to be popular. Because it made me feel like shit. I was being paranoid all the time because I thought there might be something betwen you two. I thought that if you and I could do something like that to Ingrid you could do the same thing to me. You understand? Maybe I thought I deserved it. And so I became insecure and desperate. Your opinion meant more than my own. That's not how it should be. I have to find out what my own opinion is. And I have to do it on my own."
porra que sequencia mais linda bicho

Episodio 2x1 - Nota 9 2017-06-17 22:55:19

amo a trilha sonora dessa série, alguém precisa me salvar

bicho que cara escroto esse william!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

Episodio 2x2 - Nota 8 2017-06-17 23:09:08

N: We shouldn't be perceived as sexual objects.
V: I don't want to be sexual objects, I just want us to look pretty. You use red lipstick. Because it looks pretty on you.
N: That's not why I do it. It's because I think it's nice. I don't do it for guys.

"Are you lesbian? There's nothing wrong with being lesbian. It's not weird that I think so! You don't have sex and you don't want to talk about sex."
bicho.....

"everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. be kind. always"

Episodio 2x3 - Nota 9 2017-06-17 23:21:45

E: Are you kidding me? Am I on an episode of Gossip Girl?
N: Eva, you know I hate that show. This is totally sick!
[...]
E: Fucking hell. This is Gossip Girl. Okay, maybe a budget version. But it's fucking Gossip Girl!
N: I've had it with all the Gossip Girl references now.
E: Noora, you're impressive.
N: Thanks.
HAHAHAHAHHH essas duas < 3

A JOSEFINE CANTANDO MORE THAN WORDS EU TO PASSANDO MAL QUE PERFEIÇÃO

Episodio 2x4 - Nota 8.5 2017-07-02 00:19:36

felizmente vi os comentários aqui antes de assistir o episodio e fiquei preparado assistindo o ep durante o dia hahahahahh

V: Do you actually have to wear your hijab all the time?
S: Why? Are you stressed out by it?
V: No but, we're just with girls here. You're not forced to wear it.
S: Vilde, no one is forcing me to wear it. I wear it because I want to.

"Gay? These spirits are smoking crack." HAHAHAHAHAHHH MAL SABE

Episodio 2x5 - Nota 8.5 2017-07-03 13:27:18

"If you used half of the energy you use to think about William. To think of refugees instead, it might have helped a little bit."

V: If even Sana thinks it's fun! She knows a litte bit more about being a refugee than you.
S: Why do I know anything about being a refugee? I was born in Norway.
V: Because you're from another culture.
S: No. I'm from the same culture as you.
V: You're a muslim.
S: Yeah?
V: Muslim is another culture.
S: Islam is a religion, Einstein.

"Is it because you like guys?"
genteeeee

Episodio 2x6 - Nota 8 2017-07-03 13:36:29

isak e pchris???? NÃO QUERO SER ALICE

Episodio 2x7 - Nota 8.5 2017-07-03 13:42:05

E: Your lipstick is just a bit smudgy.
N: Oh yeah. I just ate, so.
E: Ate? Ate what? Dick?
HAHAHAHAHHHH A RISADA DA VILDE

essa cena final...meninas corram enquanto é tempo

Episodio 2x8 - Nota 9 2017-07-03 22:04:45

E: Fucking hell, when one of the Riot guys came over to Sana and said: "Wanna join me in the back of the bus and sit on my face?" So Sana said: "Why should I? Is your nose bigger than your dick?"
V: Are you kidding? You said that? To who?
S: I have no idea. A sexist asshole who doesn't take no for an answer.

"I think it's interesting that you're saying you're against war. War doesn't start with violence. It starts with misunderstandings and prejudice. If you say you're in favor of a world full of peace. You have to try to understand why others think and act the way they do. You have to accept that not everyone sees the world the way you do. You can't just believe that everyone has the answers to what is right and wrong. If you haven't even made an attempt to understand the one you love."

"You're underestimating Vilde. She's the coolest of us all. She's actually the first one I would take to war with me"

quem é a rainha da série e pq a sana? e a vilde quebrando a cara de muita gente por ai

Episodio 2x9 - Nota 8 2017-07-03 22:21:29

bicho esse irmão do embuste é pior do que eu imaginava espero que ele não tenha tocado na noora e o que foi o girlsquad correndo das garotas lá? hahahhh

Episodio 2x10 - Nota 8.5 2017-07-03 22:41:25

"We live in a society because we need each other. People need people."

o girlsquad dando apoio a noora < 3

Noora: What are you studying in Stockholm?
Niko: Eh, international finance.
Noora: You should have chosen law. Yeah then perhaps you wouldn't have been in the situation you are in now.
Niko: And what situation am I in now, Noora?
Noora: You're in a situation where you'll be convicted for child pornography. According to the penal code, paragraph 204a. The penalty for producing and possessing an image that sexualises a child, is imprisonment for up to three years. I am under 18, and therefore according to the Norwegian law, I am still a child. So those naked pictures you have of me, that you have taken without my consent. Not only is it illegal that you took them, but also that you stored them in your phone. So if I were you, I'd be really careful about spreading them. Before it enters another paragraph.
Niko: Are you serious now?
Noora: Does it look like I'm kidding?
Niko: Child pornography? That's completely foolish.
Noora: Say that to the judge. You've also threatened me just now. According to the law about threats. Paragraph 263, and coercion paragraph 251. It's punishable by imprisonment of up to two years. Then we're up to five years, but relax. They thend to merge verdicts. So we're talking about maybe two years in reality. But if you have a good lawyer, which surely you have. Then we come to the violations of the Alcohol Act, paragraph 1 to 5. Serving alcohol to minors, on top of it all. That's something to have on your CV, right? However, I think the child pornography. That one has to be the worst. You know what happens to people in prison who were convicted of child pornography? I wouldn't pick up soap in the shower if I were you. To put it like that.

Episodio 2x11 - Nota 8.5 2017-07-03 22:47:23

''Do you like tortilla? What's so good about tortilla, is that it's made from potatoes. And your body needs potatoes. Because potatoes have lots of starch, which give you energy. And vitamin C, which is a antioxidant. Antioxidants help you so you don't get old skin''
que amoooor por essas duas, o resto do ep prefiro nem comentar....

Episodio 2x12 - Nota 8.5 2017-07-03 22:54:07

N: Had it not been for me, your bedding would be full of stiff, old cum.
E: What's this? Did you just say stiff, old cum? Wow! Way to go, girl! Dirty.
HAHAHAHAHAHHHH

Episodio 3x1 - Nota 7.5 2017-07-12 13:31:02

o pessoal só gosta do isak pela representatividade né? pq ainda não esqueci o lance da season1 e desde então nada....espero me surpreender nessa temporada...

"If there's one thing I don't like, it's when someone f*cks over their friends"
noora saiu mas felizmente a outra rainha da série permanece

Episodio 3x2 - Nota 8 2017-07-12 13:44:08

"Isak, you can say a guy's handsome without being gay"

Episodio 3x3 - Nota 8.5 2017-07-12 13:55:32

14) My favorite TV show is:

( ) So you Think you Can Dance
( ) Gossip Girl
( ) Grey's Anatomy
( ) Family Guy
qual seria a resposta se ele apertasse em "gossip girl"

"Yeah, but you're just pointing out that he's gay or what? Really great observation, Isak"
jonas ♥ e o even "você esqueceu isso sexta" expos mesmo

Emma: I love gay people. They're sweet.
Even: You don't think that's a bit of a superficial generalization?
Emma: By saying gay people are funny?
Even: That's like saying all muslims are terrorists.
Emma: No, that's too much. It's not like that. To be funny is really positive. To be a terrorist is really negative.
Even: That's not what I'm saying, but you are generalizing. Not all gays are funny.

NOORA EU TE AMO!!!!!!!!

Episodio 3x5 - Nota 8.5 2017-07-12 15:02:19

a noora limpando a parede EU TO MORRENDO HAHAHAHHH

"So you're not in contact anymore?"
"No... Well, I've decided that my life is better without mentally ill people around me."

I: There's nothing wrong with being gay either, it's just, I'm not like, a gay-gay, though.
E: Okay, like what?
I: Well, like... like you.
E: Okay... Yeah... And what... What is it that I'm like?
I: You know what I mean, right? I mean, you talk loudly about sucking cock, and Kim Kardashian and lavender scent. Well, I absolutely respect that you go all the way on the gay-thing, but it's just... I'm not like that.
E: Well, there's no "gay-thing" that I try to go all the way on... I'm just trying to... I'm just trying to be myself, Isak.
I: Yeah, man. My God, yeah I get that. I didn't mean to...What I mean is that it seems everybody has to associate being gay with being like that. And... that kinda sucks, for those who are not like that. Because, it's not like I'm gonna wear mascara and... tights and join Gay Pride just because I like Even.
E: Okay, let me... I need to tell you one thing about those people who you don't want to be associated with, Isak. About those who have worn tights and mascara and went out and fought for the right to be who they are. They're people who, throughout the years, have chosen to endure harassment... and hate... who have been beaten up and killed. And that's not because they're so insanely keen on being different. But because they'd rather die than pretend to be something they're not. And that, Isak, requires courage on a whole other level than... most human beings understand. And I... I think... I think that before you've fought that battle yourself... before you've dared to stand up for who you are... you should be f*cking careful with talking and raising yourself above Gay Pride.
I: Yeah, I didn't mean to raise myself above it.
E: Yeah, Isak... you did.
ESKILD EU TE VENERO TE AMO

Episodio 3x6 - Nota 8 2017-07-12 15:09:51

I: It's not a girl.
J: Hmm. Is it me?
I: No! You?! No, no, no! What the f*ck?
J: Yeah, I don't f*cking know. Just tell me then. "No, no, no!" What, am I completely unattractive or what?
HAHAHAHA POR MAIS "JONAS" NO MUNDO

Episodio 3x7 - Nota 8.5 2017-07-12 15:17:32

o isak super nervoso em contar aos outros garotos achando que els não iriam o apoiar e eles começaram uma discussão sobre pan e bi e a carinha do isak vendo tudoAAAAAA EU AMEI ESSE BOYSQUAD PRINCIPALMENTE NA CENA FINAL SOS

Episodio 3x8 - Nota 9 2017-07-12 15:22:54

S: Did you see that link I sent you?
I: No? What was it?
S: It was just a link to an article. I: Okay, what was it about? S: Just something about research that was done on evolution. And homosexuality. I was just thinking of the discussion we had a while ago. It rarely happens that I'm wrong. But it turns out I was wrong in that discussion. Because homosexuality has been a natural function within evolution. They have lots of new and interesting research on it. So... I was wrong.
I: What about the Islam? Is there anything new and exciting to report? Or is it still the same?
S: Islam says the same as always. That all people in the world are equal. That no one should slander, abuse, judge, or ridicule. So if you hear someone using religion as an argument for their hate. Don't listen to them. Because hate doesn't stem from religion, it stems from fear.
pelo contexto uma das cenas mais lindas da série

esse final, que situação triste bicho :(

Episodio 3x9 - Nota 9.5 2017-07-12 15:31:29

M: My mom is also bipolar.
I: Do you also have a crazy mother?
M: She's not crazy. She's bipolar.
I: Yeah but, how is she?
M: f*cking awesome. She is... You've met her right?
I: Yeah, but she's really normal. M: Yeah, she is really normal. She just has periods where she's depressed and then really happy.

magnus é um bolinho mesmo viu

"Dear Isak. I'm now sitting there where we met each other for the first time and I'm thinking of you. It's almost 21:21. I want to say a thousand things to you. Sorry for scaring you. Sorry for hurting you. Sorry for not telling you I'm bipolar. I was scared to lose you. I'd forgotten that it's not possible to lose someone, when everyone is alone anyway. In another place in the universe we're together for all of eternity, remember that. Love you. Even In another place in the universe we're together for all eternity, remember that."
[...]
You're not alone.
sério, que evolução, que casal, eu to abismado com essa série, roteiro, tudo

Episodio 3x10 - Nota 10 2017-07-12 15:44:33

I: Is there anything I can do? For him?
S: No, not really. You just need to... Be there for him. And when everything seems hopeless, you just take one day at a time. And if one day becomes too much, then just take one hour at a time. And if one hour becomes too much, then just take one minute at a time.
[...]
M: How is it going with Evak?
I: Good, I guess. We are taking it day by day, minute by minute. Minute by minute.
PORRA

O GIRLSQUAD FALANDO SOBRE PINTOS HAHAHAHAHA QUE SAUDADESSSS DAS MINHAS MENINAS

EU TO MORRENDO DEMAIS COM O MAGNUS E A VILDE QUE CASALZÃO HAHAHAHAHAHHHH

"It's a little bit cliché but... you never know who will die tomorrow. Whether you believe in Allah, or Jesus or... the theory of evolution, or... parallel universes, there's only one thing we all now for certain. That life is... NOW"
ALT ER LOVE

que temporada meus caros, o isak começou um total escroto e terminou entrando na minha listinha de favoritos, que amadurecimento LINDO!!!!!! skam eu te amo

Episodio 4x1 - Nota 8.5 2017-07-12 15:55:32

o isak sentado no colo do even em publico eu sou a pessoa mais feliz do mundo

S: Don't you have any limits? About what it's okay to share?
V: Like what?
S: Do you have to share every detail about you and Magnus' sex life?
V: I get that it's difficult for you to listen since you can't have sex
S: I can have sex, Vilde. I just choose not to.
que saudades do meu girlsquad reunido novamente e agora percebemos que a sana sempre foi afastada e ninguém notava

O GIRLSQUAD NA ACADEMIA EU TO PASSANDO MAL HAHAHAHAHAHA A CHRIS E A COLHER ESTÃO DE VOLTA

Episodio 4x2 - Nota 8.5 2017-07-12 17:02:13

o yousef dançando e mandando meme da khaleesi pra sana JÁ TÁ APROVADO!!! e o paralelo com a sana fechando o notebook quando o isak chegou, igual temporada passada ele vendo um video do even a sana chegando e ele fechando rapidamente...

Episodio 4x3 - Nota 8.5 2017-04-30 12:41:13

yousana mal começou e já foi aniquilado, satisfeita NRK????

Episodio 4x3 - Nota 8.5 2017-04-30 12:42:43

as meninas da pepsi-max chegando pra conversar com sana e as caras que ela fazia para as meninas hahahahahahhh sana eu te venero

Episodio 4x4 - Nota 9 2017-05-08 22:04:26

"if religion is so good... why does it divide society?"

Episodio 4x5 - Nota 9.5 2017-05-14 12:34:00

M: I trust you, Sana, but I know lots of young people don't follow the same rules as you. And you know that Norwegian society hat lots of customs that don't fit us.
S: There are lots of things in Islam that don't fit me either! Like for example, it's view of homosexuality. And why Islam say's that Muslim men can marry non-religious women, but Muslim women can't. Isn't that a bit sexist? At least in the society we live in.

Episodio 4x5 - Nota 9.5 2017-05-14 12:52:24

E: Yousef is a nice guy.
S: It's just that he's not a Muslim.
E: Yousef is the most Muslim guy I know. He doesn't drink, he's always respectful to everyone.
S: Yeah, but he doesn't believe in Allah.
E: Doesn't believe in Allah...Do you know how many people I know who say they believe in Allah? But they still drink, steal and vandalize. What's more important? Saying you believe in Allah or live like you believe in Allah? The most important thing to me at least, is that my sister is doing well whit a good guy and not only that he goes to the Mosque.

PORRA QUE CENA E TO AMANDO O ELIAS!!!!

Episodio 4x6 - Nota 8.5 2017-07-12 22:29:39

o trump cheio de alfinetes no começo do episodio HAHAHAHAHHHH

"let's go, bitches" me arrepiei inteiro

Episodio 4x7 - Nota 9 2017-07-12 23:02:09

S: I've received a lot of dumb, racist questions throughout my life.
I: No, Sana! The dumb questions are so fucking important! If we stop asking the dumb questions, we start making up our own answers. That's dangerous. You just have to stop looking for racism in dumb questions. Even if they seem dumb and racist, it's so fucking important that you answer them. You have to answer them! [...] I didn't grow up as a muslim girl, but believe me, I've been where you are. As soon as you start looking for hate, you'll find it, and when you find hate, you start hating yourself. [...] The gay guy and the Muslim, best buds.
S: We're not best buds.
I: Seriously? We're buds?
S: Okay, we're buds.
I: We're buds. Who's your best buds, then?
S: I'm not sure if I have any anymore.
I: Of course you do.

Episodio 4x8 - Nota 9.5 2017-07-14 22:42:45

"If you fuck with Sana, you fuck with us!" "bye, bitches"
QUE SAUDADES DO MEU GIRLSQUAD EU SOU A PESSOA MAIS EMOCIONADA DESSE MUNDO

Episodio 4x9 - Nota 9.5 2017-07-14 23:29:18

"Please accept my fast, even though I'm behaved badly, may you take care of eva, vilde, and noora, and chris, may you take care of isak, even, and elias...and yousef"
AAAAA QUE COISA MAIS LINDA E YOUSANA NO FINAL MEUS PAIS

Episodio 4x10 - Nota 9.5 2017-07-03 11:34:54

Dear sana.
This speech is for you, and you'll get it today, because what you've invited us to, today, will knock over American presidents, tomorrow. We live in a chaotic world, where it's difficult to comprehend the rules, because why are some poor, and others rich? Why do some have to flee, while others are safe? Why do people get spit on, on the street? And why is it, that even though you try to do something good, it'll still be greeted with hate? It's not strange that people give up. That we stop believing in the good, but thank you, for not giving up, Sana. Because even though it sometimes feel like it. no humans stand alone. Each and every one of us, is an important part of the huge chaos, and what you do today, will affect tomorrow. It can sometimes be difficult to see how it affects, and usually, you can't see how it all fits together. But the effect of your actions, are always there. Somewhere in the chaos. In a hundred years, we may have machines, that can calculate the effect of every action taken, but until then, we can trust this; Fear spreads, but, fortunately, love does too.

Takk for Alt Skam!!

Episodio 4x10 - Nota 9.5 2017-07-03 22:09:35

"She's the coolest of us all. She's actually the first one I would take to war with me" (2x08)

"You're the first person I'd take to war with, and I love you so much" (4x10)

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