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Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency By RobertaCR
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Episodio 1x1 - Nota 8.5 2016-12-12 16:55:10''I'M NOT YOUR WATSON, ASSHOLE!''Amor, não importa quem é o Sherlock e o John da relação, o importante é o ship dar certo hauahuahuahua |
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Episodio 1x2 - Nota 8.5 2016-12-12 22:11:06''-Why did you attack us?-We didn't! How do you know who we are? -We don't. Where is the kitten? -What kitten? -Who's that woman? -You don't know her? -Do you? -Why did you burn my house down? -I burnt your house down? -Where's Lydia? -She's not here. Bring me the dog! -Why do you want it? -Why did you take it? -WE DON'T KNOW! -Why did you kill Patrick Spring? -WE DIDN'T! -DID YOU? -JUST BRING ME THE DOG!'' GENTE, OLHA ESSES DIÁLOGOS HAUAHHAUAHUAHUAHAU |
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Episodio 1x3 - Nota 8.5 2016-12-13 18:17:25Todd e Dirk, e Amanda e Farah: muito OTP sim senhor! < 3''I am on a case! I have friends! A-and we found clues. We going to solve a mistery, a real one! And some people think I'm a pretty good detective!'' Vontade de pegar e botar num potinho < 3 |
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Episodio 1x4 - Nota 9 2016-12-13 22:26:40''-I always end up exactly where I needed to be. Despite the fact it's rarely where I intended to go.-Sometimes you just say stuff and it's like you're just saying stuff. -Todd, you're not making sense.'' Gente, não estou entendo nada, mas estou adorando huahuahauhua |
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Episodio 1x5 - Nota 8.5 2016-12-14 19:35:12''It's very easy to act like a jerk, and then say, 'Well, I'm a jerk, so that's that.'. But it's not like being a bloody werewolf, is it? It's just you making excuses for your excuses.''Gente, como eu sou apaixonada pelo Dirk < 3 |
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Episodio 1x6 - Nota 9 2016-12-14 22:52:09''-Are you okay?-Emotionaly? Not certainly.'' Gente, o que foi aquele encontro da Bart e do Dirk? Claramente uma das melhores cenas da série |
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Episodio 1x7 - Nota 9.5 2016-12-15 17:00:46GENTE, QUE EPISÓDIO MAIS MINDBLOWING! TENTAR ENTENDER ISSO TÁ PIOR QUE ENTENDER A TIMELINE DA RIVER SONG YIFGWYFYUAGFAIY |
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Episodio 1x8 - Nota 9.5 2016-12-16 16:14:44Gente, eu nem sabia da existência dessa série até alguns dias atrás, que coisa mais gostosa de se assistir, com certeza uma das melhores dessa fall < 3R.I.P. Estevez < /3 Parece que o jogo virou, não é mesmo, Todd? hauhahau tadinho < /3 |
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Episodio 2x1 - Nota 8.5 2017-10-15 15:33:29Que saudade dos meus bebês Todd e Dirk < 3''Look, cases come to me. I don't find them. That's what being a holistic detective is.'' |
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Episodio 2x2 - Nota 8.5 2017-11-03 20:00:59''-I'm actually a holistic detective, to be precise, which is...-Holistic? Uh, you mean, like... the interconnectedness of all things? -I...love you?'' Meus filhos Dirk e Todd juntinhos novamente < 3 |
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Episodio 2x3 - Nota 8.5 2017-11-12 19:22:14''-Well, I didn't even kill her, and she attacked me for no reason! Have you ever had somebody attack you for no reason?-Y...You tried to kill me! -Dirk, I did not kill you two times. Right now, it makes three times i'm not killing you. I mean, we're pratically best friends.'' |
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Episodio 2x4 - Nota 9 2017-11-18 23:21:43''Help me! I have really messed up. Oh! That's very bad! This is a classic me bad!''''-I culdn't even help tou when you were having a Pararibulitis attack. -Well, I don't think anyone could. -All I ever wanted was a friend, someone who believed in me. -And now you have me! More than one... -What if who and what I am is going to get you killed?'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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Episodio 2x5 - Nota 9 2017-11-19 22:48:25''-Dirk, you need to know, you changed my life. You showed me everything I've been doing wrong! I did not believe in anything, and my life felt so small, and I treated other people like they were small, too. That's bad! That's lame! That's over! We went back in time, man! Remember? I believe Wendimoor is real! We're gonna find the boy and find Amanda, and we're gonna be best friends forever!-Todd, you say this to me is the single most important thing that has ever happened in my entire life. You are the first person I've ever met who actually wanted me around! -I did not at first. -Not at first. -But I caught on, I evolved!'' CARALHOOOOOO, QUE OTPZÃO DA PORRA! SÓ FALTOU O BEIJO < 3 |
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Episodio 2x6 - Nota 9 2017-11-20 17:32:23''Last night, you and all your friends, you were out there yelling and kissing and just grabbing each other's butts and giving each other compliments.''TUDO BOM?!!? EU QUERO ESSAS CENAS PRA ONTEM???? Só eu que já sabia aonde era a passagem desde que ele tinha falado que tinha caído na cama? hahah |
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Episodio 2x7 - Nota 9 2017-11-26 15:19:10''-I can explain everything!-Then explain why we find you in that camp´. -I can't explain that... but I can explain... Shit! What can I explain?'' Na vida eu sou o Todd jkgndjkgnbjk ''-Todd? -Amanda? That's my sister! -Where's Dirk? -Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?'' HUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHA |
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Episodio 2x8 - Nota 9.5 2017-12-03 14:47:14''Done! Did it! I'm making it a thing. DID IT!''MOZÃO AGORA TEM ATÉ DANCINHA HAHUAHUAHUA AMO < 3 ''I don't understand anything that's happening here. And I love it!'' Eu mesma quando o Dirk começa a explicar as coisas nvfdbjkisdgbhjks |
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Episodio 2x9 - Nota 8.5 2017-12-10 15:44:14''-You were scaring me. Just like those men are scaring me now.-Well, they need to be here right now, in case you, like, turn into a bear or something. -Why would I turn into a silly little bear? If I wanted to kill you, I'd just turn into an aircraft carrier right now, and this entire place would be destroyed. -Please don't do that.'' CARALHO EU NÃO ESTOU SABENDO LIDAR COM A MORTE DO PANTO E DO SILAS, SE ELES NÃO FOREM RESSUSCITADOS PARA SEREM GAYS JUNTOS, EU NÃO ME RESPONSABILIZO PELOS MEUS ATOS E A FARAH E A TINA BALEADAS??!? SCRR |
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Episodio 2x10 - Nota 9.5 2017-12-17 16:30:05''-Can you turn into a bug?-Only emotionally.'' Sou muito Dirk sim senhor huahuahauhau ''-Dirk, you solved the case. -Hm, it was an easy one. -An easy one? Go screw yourself. -Everythin is relative.'' Que season finale maravilhosaaaaaa < 3 Att: CARALHO, NÃO ACREDITO QUE CANCELARAM! AAAAAAAAA QUE MEEEEEEERDA Pessoal, bora assistir loucamente quando sair na Netflix, vai que salvam |
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