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Episodio 1x1 - Nota 7.5 2015-01-17 17:21:16Beverly: When I was a little girl, my grandmother lived in Yorkshire and had loganberries in her garden. Every summer we'd pick the berries and she'd make jam.Merc: Fuck. My grandmother lives in Morristown, New Jersey, and hates black people. Merc: I'm an alcoholic. Beverly: But evidently not anonymous. Carol: there is a chance Merc may not have actually seen your show. Beverly: What? Carol: I'm not saying that he hasn't seen it... Beverly: Has he seen it? Carol: No. Beverly: Merc already guaranteed we were on the air. Carol: Absolutely! But, you know, nothing is in stone. Sean: Actually, Merc said this was in stone. Carol: And it is. But, you know... Beverly: Clearly, we don't know... Andy: It's in stone, but... "stone"... There are things stronger than stone. :) |
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Episodio 1x2 - Nota 7.5 2015-04-28 12:44:07Beverly: No, no, no! Not tonight, Wallace! Don't pull that shit with us! Now, open the motherfucking, bloody bastard, pain in the arse, dick-cheese-stinking, dirty, shitty, wanking, f*cking, bloody, f*cking, bastard, f*cking stupid cunt of a f*cking gate!Sean: Tourette's... :) |
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Episodio 1x3 - Nota 7.5 2015-06-30 15:25:11Matt: [My penis] is ridiculous. It's like a third arm.Sean: Seriously? Matt: Yeah. Well, without the hand. Sean: I assumed... :) |
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Episodio 1x4 - Nota 7.5 2016-01-22 17:23:32- What do you even know about gay?- My dads are gay. - Jesus. Both of them? What are the odds of that? :) |
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Episodio 1x5 - Nota 7.5 2016-01-22 17:22:05Bev: That skirt is too short for a librarian.Assistant: Look at it with the glasses. Hmm? Bev: Right... So, now it's a vagina with glasses. :) |
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Episodio 1x6 - Nota 7.5 2016-01-23 17:30:58Matt: Maybe you are a bitch.Bev: I'd like to think I just have integrity. Matt: Yeah. That's why people always say, 'She's such a fuckin' "woman with integrity"... Bev: Do people really call me a bitch? Matt: Nah.... Probably just me. :) |
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Episodio 1x7 - Nota 7.5 2016-01-23 17:28:31Sean: Did you shag my wife?Matt: Okay, first of all "shag"? I thought that was just from those "Austin Powers" movies. Seriously? That's a real word? :) |
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Episodio 2x1 - Nota 7.5 2016-01-23 17:26:20Actor: We got married really young.Bev: I assume as embryos... Actor: I'm 27. Bev: You're not! Very strange high school we're running... Actor: Hey, the kids on Glee are, like, in their fifties... :) |
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Episodio 2x2 - Nota 7.5 2016-01-23 17:21:50Matt: I just want you to know how sorry I am. And that I have learned my lesson.Sean: And the fact that you're screwing someone else's wife now? Matt: But I'm not screwing yours. That was the lesson. :) |
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Episodio 2x3 - Nota 7.5 2016-01-29 17:10:28"My father loved England. It was his favourite country. He said it was like Europe, but in English." (Merc)>Meat missile< :) |
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Episodio 2x4 - Nota 7.5 2016-01-29 17:09:01Sean: Aww, a pen.Morning: Look, I had it engraved. Sean: "YCOMT"? Morning: "You Came On My Tits". I thought it would be tacky to have it all written out. :) |
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Episodio 2x5 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-02 17:13:02Carol: Are you really going to try? Aww, thank you! Just knowing that is enough.Merc: Really? Carol: No! It's not enough! Make it happen! :) |
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Episodio 2x6 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-02 17:11:29Teen actor: I can't believe we're going to be working with one of the "Friends"!Matt: ?! "I so did not pee on Jen's Emmy!" (Matt) :) |
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Episodio 2x7 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-06 17:12:27Jamie: You cook so well. How could your wife leave you?Matt: I cheated on her. Carol: It's just a date! It's not like you have to sleep with him... Bev: I wasn't even thinking about that. Carol: Are you serious? Then why are you putting yourself through this? :) |
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Episodio 2x8 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-06 17:07:51Bev: I have a boss named Elliot Salad?!Carol: Oh, shit! Here he comes! Bev: How's he dressed? Carol: What? Bev: Oh, come on! Salad? "DRESSED"?! :) |
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Episodio 2x9 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-12 17:23:41"Jesus! A stalker and his boss's blind wife? That guy will stick it anywhere! No offence..." (Carol):) |
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Episodio 3x1 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-12 17:20:33Carol: You're telling me some asshole actually stood there filming the whole thing and then posted it? What kind of sick fuck would do that?Andy: If it helps, you look gorgeous in it... Carol: I'm in it? Jesus! Are we all in it? Myra: Everyone but Andy... :) |
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Episodio 3x2 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-14 17:14:40Sean: You only dated Rob twice. So, on 50% of your dates, you slept with him...Bev: Or... you could say I only slept with him on half our dates... "I'm thinking of leaving the law and starting a zoo. Because I seem to have discovered the only animal in the known world that can actually fuck itself." (Lawyer) :) |
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Episodio 3x3 - Nota 8 2016-02-17 17:37:41Matt: That asshole's script is fucking brilliant!Jamie: Hmmm, I guess sometimes assholes don't make shit... Matt: Fuck the contract. Lawyer: You can't fuck the contract. It's unfuckable, like a Disney character. :) |
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Episodio 3x4 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-23 16:58:32Bev: If you get back together with Merc Lapidus, I will lose every shred of respect I have for you.Carol: You have respect for me?! "Masturbating takes fucking forever! I'm getting calluses on my fingers! I might as well take up the guitar..." (Castor) :) |
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Episodio 3x5 - Nota 8 2016-02-24 16:20:00"By the way, why does your vagina sound like Yoda? 'Penetrate me, you could.'; 'Lubricated, I am.'; 'Sometimes, like popcorn, I smell.'." (Sean):) |
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Episodio 3x6 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-26 17:18:53"Oh, please, it's a Michael Bay movie! His part could be played by a can opener!" (Sean):) |
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Episodio 3x7 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-26 17:17:04Matt: I had a threesome. But I was into the friend way more than my wife. Diane is awesome but she's the mother of my children...Sean: So more difficult to objectify? Matt: No, no, no. Looser pussy. You know, you push two kids out of there... :) |
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Episodio 3x8 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-26 16:20:05Carol: Oh, my God! If "Pucks" was half this good, you'd still be on the air!Sean: Flattered and hurt. Castor: I thought you were gonna thrill me! Do I look thrilled? Carol: Well, it's dark, it's kind of hard to see you... :) |
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Episodio 3x9 - Nota 8 2016-02-28 16:52:29Castor: What's the hottest thing right now?Myra: Kardashians... Castor: Zombies! Andy: Close. :) |
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Episodio 4x1 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-28 16:48:59Bev: I know it's a meaningless cliché, but it is just money. You still have your health, your children.Matt: No, you're right... It's a meaningless cliché! :) |
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Episodio 4x2 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-05 17:01:45Sean: For some savings, you're prepared to consign your kids to a miserable childhood?Matt: It's childhood! It's over before you know it... Sean: You should never have been given sperm. :) |
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Episodio 4x3 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-05 16:59:07Diane: Our son drew a vagina!Matt: Oh, calm down. It's not like there's a dick in it... :) |
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Episodio 4x4 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-05 16:57:41Matt: I was just thinking, how great is it to fuck your wife?Sean: I'm sorry, what?! Matt: Oh, no, no, no. Not your wife. One's wife. I see why you'd think that... but no, no, no, no, I just fucked my wife. Well, ex-wife. Sean: Thank you for clarifying... :) |
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Episodio 4x5 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-10 16:37:37Sean: He has killed hundreds of thousands of people!Matt: So I guess the party won't be too crowded... :) |
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Episodio 4x6 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-10 16:36:14Matt: What happened?Linda: It's his heart. Matt: Is it bad? Linda: No, I'm calling to say his heart is good... :) |
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Episodio 4x7 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-11 16:29:54Beverly: Well, that’s a vagina.Matt: Yeah, my kid did it! Beverly: Ohh, even more disturbing! Matt: Not the six year old! The eight year old! Sean: How are you not in prison? :) |
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Episodio 4x8 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-13 16:53:33Bev: Be honest.Carol: I'm always honest! When am I not? Bev: Right now... "It's like going to work for Hitler, except he lives at the end." (Matt) :) |
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Episodio 4x9 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-15 16:48:30"So, what is going on with you and Helen? It's like 'Frozen' without the songs." (Andy):) |
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