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Mike & Molly By
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Episodio 4x8 2015-10-05 08:06:04Joyce: Here, my famous hangover cure.Molly: Oh, God, that's mostly vodka! Joyce: Do you want to feel better or not? Remember: you never have a hangover if you stay loaded. :) |
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Episodio 4x9 2015-10-05 08:04:23Molly: The toilet seats were heated. I enjoyed every minute of it.Mike: Are you sure somebody just wasn't there before you? :) |
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Episodio 4x10 2015-10-05 08:02:04Joyce: What were you doing out there, anyway?Molly: I was taking out the trash from you and Victoria's "Alcoholics Unanimous" meeting. :) |
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Episodio 4x12 2016-04-02 15:14:13Therapist: You are not a nut job.Molly: I'd love it if you could write that down, so I could show my family. :) |
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Episodio 4x14 2016-04-02 15:12:46Joyce: She bolted again, didn't she?Molly: Let's not jump to conclusions. All we know is that the window is open and she's missing... Vince: Let's stay positive. She could have been abducted. :) |
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Episodio 4x16 2016-04-03 11:33:20Carl: I think I tore my Achilles tryingto jump a parking meter. They're making them taller than they used to...Vince: Or maybe your balls got longer... Mine drop an eighth of an inch a year... :) |
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Episodio 4x18 2016-04-03 11:29:13"You better take my money, you selfish son of a bitch! Let me love you!" (Carl):) |
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Episodio 4x20 2016-04-03 11:28:03Mike: I have been wanting this for years! It's gonna be fun as hell!Carl: Man this is such a relief. Mike: And don't worry, we'll take turns. Carl: What? That is your sister-in-law! Mike: What? No... it's a remote control helicopter! Carl: Oh... Mike: What were you talking about? Carl: Your helicopter thing...? :) |
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Episodio 4x22 2016-04-03 11:25:28Mike: So you're gonna leave me for two months?Molly: Or... I'm gonna stay with you for ten months! :) |
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Episodio 5x1 2016-04-03 11:24:23Mike: You can't imagine the relief I felt last night.Carl: Well, sure. Your wife was gone for eight weeks. And you had quite a full sack there, Santa... Mike: ... Carl: Oh... Not that. :) |
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Episodio 5x3 2016-04-04 15:31:51"I get having a few holiday rituals, but there's a fine line between tradition and fascism!" (Vince):) |
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Episodio 5x4 2016-04-05 15:09:10Carl: I am taking my girlfriend, so this will be a bisexual weekend.Vince: I almost had one of those. By accident. It was a dark tent, I thought I was grabbing a flashlight... But the only thing that lit up was his face. :) |
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Episodio 5x6 2016-04-05 15:07:01Mike: She kissed me.Carl: On purpose? :) |
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Episodio 5x8 2016-04-06 15:32:13Vince: Mamogram?! I thought we just had to worry about the ball, the bat and the dugout. Oh, God, I feel something! Joyce, what is this?Joyce: It's your nipple. Vince: Has it always been that big?! All: Yes! :) |
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Episodio 5x10 2016-04-07 08:21:05"It's not fair. Drinkin' and smokin' behind the garage. What am I, 10?" (Victoria):) |
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Episodio 5x12 2016-04-08 15:20:41Peggy: Father, I came here for your absolution, not your opinion.Priest: Yes, but I can't absolve you of anything if you think that nothing is your fault. Peggy: I'd like to talk to your supervisor! :) |
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Episodio 5x14 2016-05-13 15:12:56Peggy: Get your hand off my ass!Vince: I'm holding your back! Peggy: I got a long crack! :) |
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Episodio 5x16 2016-05-13 15:11:39Joyce: The last parent-teacher conference I even heard about was fifth grade.Molly: That's because you would never wear underwear. You'd sit in those little desks, showing it to the world! Joyce: You got straight A's, didn't you? Molly: Because I studied! Joyce: We'll never know... :) |
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Episodio 5x21 2016-05-14 16:06:22Molly: Now, remember, you can't say a word.Victoria: Oh, don't worry, I can keep a secret. I'm not like you. :) |
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Episodio 5x22 2016-05-14 16:04:31Mike: What do you want me to do? Push him overboard?Molly: There are a lot of boats out there. Somebody's gonna pick him up. Mike: Molly... Molly: Fine! Give him a flashlight and a whistle... :) |
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Episodio 6x2 2016-05-14 15:58:47Mike: I don't like exercising as much as you do.Molly: Nobody likes exercising. They like how they feel when they're done. Mike: In other words, when they're not exercising... :) |
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Episodio 6x3 2016-05-14 15:56:31Mike: Call 911!Molly: Oh, my God. I can't find my cell! Mike: Use the landline! Molly: Good idea. Okay, I dialed my cell phone. When it rings, pick it up and then dial 911. Mike: Just call 911! :) |
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Episodio 6x5 2016-05-14 15:31:03Joyce: She was a vegan, worked out every day, didn't smoke, didn't drink...Victoria: Didn't shave... Let's just say that her final yoga Tree Pose had a couple of nests in it... :) |
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Episodio 6x6 2016-05-14 15:28:31Joyce: How's the writing going?Molly: So far, all I've written is three pages of S's. I fell asleep on the keyboard. Victoria: Is the story about a snake? :) |
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Episodio 6x7 2016-05-15 15:25:33Joyce: You two cried all the time when I held you. At first, I thought it was me but then I realized it was the cigarette smoke.Molly: You smoked around us? Joyce: Not after that. I just held you less. :) |
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Episodio 6x9 2016-05-15 15:21:50Vince: I'm gonna be a grandpa or a Pee-Paw or a Pop-Pop.Victoria: I'm gonna be an Auntie or a Mimi. Joyce: I'm gonna be Joyce. And if anybody says the "G" word, I'm pulling out my blade. :) |
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Episodio 6x10 2016-05-15 15:19:03Peggy: Oh, wonderful, a dog toy.Molly: No! It is not a dog toy. Peggy: Well, I'm not gonna chew on it... Molly: But who is gonna chew on it? Peggy: Oh, my God! Did you get me another dog? Mike: No! Molly and I are gonna be shopping for diapers soon... Peggy: Oh, so my doctor did call about my stool! Hahaha :) |
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Episodio 6x11 2016-05-15 15:13:59Molly: We love you so much and we would never want to change anything about you... except on Saturday, when we need to change everything about you.Mike: Not everything. Just the drugs and the drinking and the filthy language. Joyce: That is everything... :) |
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Episodio 6x12 2016-05-18 11:01:13Victoria: I can see my reflection. You're gonna have to start wearing underwear in here.Joyce: Why? I'm just as waxed as this floor. Mike: Carl's psychic convinced me to trade my car so we can get a baby. Molly: You realize that sounds ridiculous? Anyway, we'll talk later. Your mom and I are burying a saint in the backyard. That's how you get a baby. :) |
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Episodio 6x13 2016-05-18 10:56:02♪ ♪ La, la-ba-dee-daFor the first time in my life I see love ♪ ♪ Saudade é o amor que fica. ❤ ❤ :') |
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