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Episodio 5x12 2014-10-15 09:41:42Haley: You're super-green!Mitchell: Thank you! I'm recycling a dollhouse... I even recycled a child! :) |
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Episodio 5x13 2014-10-15 12:00:20Server: I'll be your server for tonight. My name is Brian, if you guys need anything.Phil: What's your name if we don't need anything? Claire: Well, that Brian sure is a cutie, huh? Phil: Yeah, I'd kill to have those lips. I mean, on me. I mean, I want his lips on my mouth. :) |
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Episodio 5x14 2014-10-15 15:16:34Cam: Everyone is entitled to a little bit of privacy!Mitchell: Says the guy who forced me to tell him our friend's secret... Cam: Okay, that's different... That was gossip, and gossip belongs to everyone! :) |
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Episodio 5x15 2014-10-19 16:16:12"I've been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company." (Haley)Cam: Away, scary robot! Away! Lilly: I can't breathe. Cam: Well, good. Neither can your "hair pets". Lilly: What?! :) |
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Episodio 5x16 2014-10-20 16:04:43"Hey, quick question, J.J.: why is a great mortgage rate like your wife in bed? Once a month and low interest. What are you laughing at, Skip Woosnum? You haven't seen a commission since you joined the Navy. Oh! And Margaret Furman... Little heads-up to her date: she's been upside-down in more houses than Fannie Mae! Or, in her case, Fannie definitely will..." (Haley):) |
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Episodio 5x17 2014-10-21 13:34:14Phil: I am the king of banana bread! You know my secret? No nuts.Jay: Not such a secret... :) |
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Episodio 5x18 2014-10-21 14:09:52Cam: I mean, come on, have you ever seen a Scottish man this tanned? I'm embarrassed even looking at it...Claire: Then stop... "Vegas, you have a gambling problem and her name is Claire." (Claire) Jay: Like you, Burt, I enjoy the finer things. As a matter of fact, that's probably the Cuban I ordered for you! Gloria: Hola... :) |
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Episodio 5x19 2014-10-21 15:57:23Cam: Today, Mitchell, I know love.Mitchell: I "no" love, either. Luke: I liked things better when you were the one who was "ostrich-sized". Manny: What? Luke: You know, like a freaky outsider, the way an ostrich feels around regular birds. [playing Scrabble] Haley: How am I supposed to do this with so many "i's" on my "rack"? Manny: Oh! Sorry... :) |
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Episodio 5x20 2014-10-22 09:10:36Phil: I was conceived in Australia, on a blanket in the park. I still have that blanket.Claire. Wait you still have that blanket?! Phil: Yeah, silly. It's the one on our bed. Mitchell: I'm so nervous. Are we gonna see Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit? What do we say to Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit? Cam: Oh, my God! It's so big! Mitchell: That's a bit direct, but, you know, he might be flattered. Oh... You're talking about the boat. :) |
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Episodio 5x21 2014-10-22 10:12:08"Calm down, Claire. Your voice is getting to that pitch that disturbs our cat." (Cam)"That's a library? I thought it was a church for a religion that didn't allow makeup." (Haley) Mitchell: Why don't we put Lily in one of Alex's old shirts for the picture tonight? Cam: Claire will see right through that. Mitchell: No, you're thinking of Haley's shirts. Cam: No, I mean it'll look like we're doing it just because she brought it up... :) |
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Episodio 5x22 2014-10-22 10:49:30Haley: I was conceived at a Duran Duran concert?!Alex: Classy start to a classy life... :) |
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Episodio 5x23 2014-10-23 14:19:03Mitchell: My mother can't come to the wedding. She was at a yoga retreat, and she fell out of a warrior pose, and she broke her hip.Cam: Should we consider the possibility that someone pushed her? Mitchell: Cam, please! They were a bunch of peace-loving hippies who spent two weeks in the rainforest with my mother... Of course someone pushed her! :) |
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Episodio 5x24 2014-10-23 16:13:55Cam: Sal, you're going into labor!Sal's boyfriend: But we've only been together 4 months! Sal: I just love you so much, I can't wait to have your baby. And just so you know, sometimes when babies come this early... they're black. "Let's send the flower girl before she's a flower teenager." (Pepper) :) |
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Episodio 6x1 2014-10-24 14:21:36Cam: I've taken pictures of you sleeping every night since we got married because you're the man of my dreams!Mitchell: Okay, super quick: if I was the man of your dreams, wouldn't you have to be the one sleeping?... :) |
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Episodio 6x2 2014-10-28 21:54:44Claire: Check this out: a reflecting pond!Alex: Great. Maybe you can see how crazy you're being right now. Cam: Come on, we have something to show you! Lily: Is it dinner or is my mouth too ugly to put food into? :) |
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Episodio 6x3 2014-10-31 16:55:02Mitchell: This is about how you just love being this toughy-tough little supergirl who never stays home sick and won a tennis tournament with a broken finger that she couldn't even hold up.Claire: I'm holding it up now... :) |
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Episodio 6x4 2014-12-21 16:35:32"I need Instagram to know there's still beauty in the world!" (Haley)Gloria: You're only 15, and you go out with the senior. Manny: Are you sure you want to play that game? Gloria: Jay, I think that she really likes Manny. She looks at him the same way that I look at him. So sweet. Jay: And, in her case, healthy. :) |
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Episodio 6x5 2014-12-21 17:00:41Cam: I call Mrs. Plank, "Mrs. Crank". Because I have the courage to say what others won't.Mitchell: Behind her back... :) |
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Episodio 6x6 2014-12-22 11:43:52Gloria: I am princess Fiona. You're Shrek, the ogre.Jay: Nah! I don't want to walk around all night with an ugly rubber mask. Gloria: No... You just need to paint your face green, and that's it. Manny: Ouch... "Amber gets touchy about this stuff. She spent six months in a cuckoo farm in Nevada. I'm sorry... she gets mad when I say that. It was in Utah." (Ronnie) :) |
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Episodio 6x7 2014-12-22 13:36:18Haley: Did anyone see my leopard print skirt?Phil: I saw a leopard headband on the stairs. Haley: That's it. Manny: Spanish just doesn't seem natural to me. I don't like the way it hits my ear. Gloria: What could be more natural than your mother's tongue in your ear?! :) |
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Episodio 6x8 2014-12-22 14:08:52Gloria: We're having a little 'steak-cation', only with turkey instead of the steak.Jay: 'Stay-cation'... "I'm telling you, if I had this closet, I never would have come out." (Cam) :) |
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Episodio 6x9 2014-12-22 14:29:14Cam: Let's get this woman into bed and in the morning out of the house as fast as we can. Honestly, I don't know how straight guys do it.Mitchell: Probably without those hand gestures. Lily: So, the cat is allowed to sit on the couch and I'm not? Cam: Well, Larry is white. Lily: Hey, you chose me! :) |
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Episodio 6x10 2014-12-22 14:53:59Claire: Don't you need to check IDs?Bouncer: No, sorry, we don't offer a senior discount. Lily: So, do you know how babies are made? Luke: Yep, and I'll tell you. But first, we're gonna need a pen and a bagel. Lily: Why? Luke: Well, you're gonna need to take notes, and I'm hungry. Phil: Now that Claire has a tattoo, I can finally get one of my own! I've been trying to think of a phrase that sums up the way I live my life: I don't think small; I don't do things halfway; I'm not afraid of taking risks. So, on my lower back I would put the words "Go deep". Bam! Claire: Think about it... Phil: Ohhhh... Okay. "Do it"! Claire: No! Phil: "All in"! Claire: ... :) |
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Episodio 6x11 2015-01-08 17:06:27"It's gonna take more than that to ruin a morning that started out with a whipped cream smile on my waffle." (Phil)"For many, a near-miss with death is a wake-up call. But when a man misses his own near-miss, he truly sees what he's been missing." (Luke) Phil: Cam, there's something that Claire would never approve of, that I've always wanted to do. Cam: Always? Phil: We're gonna want to put a blanket down on that backseat. >Is Phil sexy?< :) |
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Episodio 6x12 2015-01-17 13:10:58Gloria: Too much pressure and he will get traumatized!Jay: He has grown up drinking from a breast bigger than his head. I don't think he scares easy. Cam: Clowning is in Lily's blood! Mitchell: Adopted... Jay: I raised two fully functional children! Gloria: You have two kids that I don't know about?! > do not search "peeing games" on the Internet< :) |
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Episodio 6x13 2015-05-16 10:21:38Claire: Well hello! How is your first day back in the closet... business?Mitchell: That makes no sense, I've never worked here before. Claire: It's just a gay joke Mitchell. Don't over-think it. "It is really nice to be liked for who you really are pretending to be." (Mitchell) :) |
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Episodio 6x14 2015-07-24 15:28:46"I know it's silly getting Stella a present... so close to her birthday." (Jay):) |
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Episodio 6x15 2015-07-25 15:35:02"How does she breastfeed the baby if she doesn't let him near plastic?" (Pepper):) |
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Episodio 6x16 2015-09-26 12:06:00"Oh, my God, gross! I've been playing Candy Crush with my mother!" (Haley):) |
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Episodio 6x17 2015-09-29 15:02:33Mitchell: Dad, why are you smiling? Did something happen to mom?Gloria: Jay, put your face back to what it used to be! :) |
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Episodio 6x18 2015-10-01 11:19:02Claire: I can never hear that awful banjo again!Phil: But you called me "Banjovi"! Wait... Does that mean you also didn't like my bagpiping? Is that why we have Luke? :) |
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Episodio 6x19 2015-10-01 11:21:41"There's no such thing as a born cheerleader! It takes hard work and sacrifice. You know what a human pyramid is without hours of training? Ten obituaries!" (Phil):) |
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Episodio 6x20 2015-10-01 12:52:05"There is this statue across the street. It's called 'Marble with Wood', and let's just say it's made entirely of marble..." (Phil):) |
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Episodio 6x21 2015-10-01 13:07:31Cam: Do you have any queens [cards]?Lily: Yeah, two big ones. Cam: Okay, you know what? It was funny the first time, now it's just getting mean. :) |
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Episodio 6x22 2015-10-01 13:33:47Cam: I'm the gym teacher. Who else has the training to oversee the race?Headmaster: Anyone with a stopwatch?... "When we started studying for this, Gloria thought the Secretary of Defense job was to guard 'the fence'..." (Jay) :) |
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Episodio 6x23 2015-10-01 13:51:42Phil: This is where Haley and Alex saw their first movie.Luke: And where was I during all of this family fun? Phil: Buddy, the three of us were having a girls' day... :) |
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Episodio 6x24 2015-10-01 14:06:02Haley: Do any of you get a weird vibe from Beth?Claire: Somebody is jealous 'cause she's not the only pretty girl around here anymore, hmm? Alex: Wow! Thanks, mom! :) |
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Episodio 7x1 2015-10-07 15:08:14Haley: I know what beach he likes.Luke: I thought you were the "bitch" he likes... :) |
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Episodio 7x2 2015-10-10 15:13:36"Mommy shot Jay. Aunt Claire said, 'shoot him'." (Joe):) |
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Episodio 7x3 2015-10-15 10:33:16Lily: Hey, where's the little leprechaun?Cam: Oh, I think dad is still getting dressed. Lily: No, on the cereal box! :) |
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Episodio 7x4 2015-10-23 16:06:54Lily: Why is daddy talking like that?Mitchell: She crazy... :) |
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Episodio 7x5 2016-03-31 15:19:37"If your mother had that attitude about a man in clogs, you two wouldn't have a dad." (Phil):) |
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Episodio 7x9 2016-05-22 15:26:01"We've been having sex and nobody knows about it. I mean, we know..." (Haley):) |
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Episodio 7x10 2016-05-22 15:22:33Lily: If you're going to keep giggling, I'll do my own nails!Cam: I'm sorry, it's just funny! Lily: I get it, I'm Asian. Ha ha ha. It's racist, daddy! :) |
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Episodio 7x13 2016-08-04 15:14:49"You got me a PhunkeeDuck?! Oh, my God! That is the best gift ever! I don't know where it stops and I begin!" (Phil):) |
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