Parks and Recreation by uoumodafocka

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Parks and Recreation By uoumodafocka

Episodio 2x16 - Nota 8 2015-02-06 01:27:01

"Stay away from John Mayer". E a Jen seguiu o conselho e está com o Justin!!

Episodio 2x20 - Nota 8.5 2015-02-06 03:05:55

"When I say 'parks' you say 'department'. Parks!"
"..."
"Parks""
"Apartment!"

Episodio 4x21 - Nota 10 2015-02-11 17:40:39

Andy - Eagle one;
Ann - Been there, done that;
April - Currently doing that;
Donna - It happened once in a dream;
Chris - If I had to pick a dude;
Ben - Eagle two.

Episodio 5x10 - Nota 10 2015-02-13 19:38:27

"Son, there is no wrong way to consume alcohol."
Servem as bebidas...
"THIS is the wrong way to consume alcohol!"
HAHAHAH

Episodio 5x12 - Nota 9 2015-02-14 03:00:19

9 pelos melhores quotes!

"Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants - band name I call it! Or maybe just Fleetwood Mac."

"I was dying earlier today. And then I died. Now I'm dead."

"Whoa! It smells like some vomit took a dump in here! What happened?!"

"What is more cuterous than your uterus?"

Episodio 5x21 - Nota 8.5 2015-02-15 02:35:58

"That's right! Two lead vocalists. Name one other band that's done that.
The Beatles!"

Episodio 6x1 - Nota 10 2015-02-15 03:38:47

Ron, Andy e April são os melhores.

"- Look, Hogwarts.
- No, that's Buckingham Palace. Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don't you? It's important to me that you know that."

"History began on July 4, 1776. Everything that happened before that was a mistake."

"Oh, look. A clock. We don't have those in America."

"Enjoy the fact that your overlords are a frail old woman and a tiny baby."

"Sincerely, Satan."

Episodio 6x12 - Nota 8.5 2015-02-16 05:21:27

"TOM PUT ALL OF MY RECORDS ON THIS RECTANGLE!"

Episodio 6x13 - Nota 9 2015-02-16 05:22:58

"This one has Plates' name on it!"

Episodio 6x14 - Nota 9 2015-02-16 05:24:41

As cartas do Ron HAHAHAH
"Dear Canada, fuck you!"

"A vegan is going to physically attack me? They're basically made of glass."

Episodio 6x16 - Nota 8 2015-02-16 16:26:05

Os segredos do Andy hahahaha
"I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.
I didn't actually sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it.
I don't know who Al Gore is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is.
When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me.
I once threw beer at a swan, and then it attacked my niece Rebecca."

O Ben no final.
"Leslie, I love you, very much, but this is the stupidest thing you've ever said. You'd be amazing and everyone's gonna be in awe of how amazing you are, so just shut your mouth."

Episodio 6x17 - Nota 8 2015-02-16 17:54:29

"There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins."

"I believe her name was Satan?"

Five-second rule pra colocar o dente de volta hahahaha

Episodio 6x18 - Nota 9 2015-02-16 18:01:17

Episódio ótimo!!

O Ben se apavorando com os confetes no começo HAHAHA

Morri com o Orin de mãe e o Champion de pai da April

"What brings you to the festering putrid stink hole on the armpit of freedom?" aka City Hall.

"Why don't you shut your mustache?"

"- Where'd you get that dress?
- I was buried in it."

"As your prom king, I'm your ruler!"

E... Greg Pikitis!

Episodio 6x19 - Nota 10 2015-02-16 18:06:47

Parks and Rec voltando ao ritmo de Parks and Rec.

Episódio já começou sensacional com o Andy espirrando... Acho que só ri tanto com a pista de ice skate e com o fart attack do Jerry / Larry.

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"Put some alcohol in your mouth to block the words from coming out."

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Ben bêbado com os dentes azuis e pulando a cerca HAHAHAHA

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Ron Dunn

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"Well, buddy, I got some good news for you..."

Episodio 6x20 - Nota 8.5 2015-02-17 03:27:49

"- Your family has made you a more patient and empathetic person.
- You take that back."

Andy camuflado HAHAHAHAH

Episodio 6x21 - Nota 9 2015-02-17 03:30:13

A cara da Leslie quando vê a Michelle Obama HAHAHAH
E o high five depois HAHAHA

"This whole company is ours. That's mine, it's all mine."

Episodio 6x22 - Nota 10 2015-02-17 03:36:59

Referência ao Johnny Cash "Hello. I'm Johnny Karate."

"So thank you, and I love you, but, no, thank you, and I hate you. I love you."

"- You're the greatest wife ever. I wish I could marry you all over again... Let's get divorced. That way, we can get married again.
- Yes, let's do it.
- You want to? - Yes! We should do that, right?
- Yeah, totally.
- WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED!"

"Practically everyone we invited came, except for Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus. I was hoping tonight would be magical enough - to get 'em back together."

"Can you bring back Power Rangers? I don't know what it is you do, but you seem important enough to get that done."

Holograma do Li'l Sebastian e o Duke Silver HAHAHAH

"Get it together, Terry!"

Episodio 7x3 - Nota 8 2015-02-17 18:45:11

Hail, Zorpe!

Episodio 7x5 - Nota 9.5 2015-02-17 18:53:49

"Okay, side note, I'm gonna file papers to adopt you as my child, so keep an eye out for that."

Episodio 7x6 - Nota 9 2015-02-18 02:44:12

TREAT YO SELF!

Voldemort Putin of Russia HAHAHAHA

"Occasionally on my show, we deal with real issues like bullying, peer pressure, or holding in farts."

Ron trollando HAHAHA
"You jerk! We did it! You jerk! - We did it!"

4:20... manjadores manjarão

Episodio 7x7 - Nota 9 2015-02-18 02:50:40

Episódio maravilhoso, era pro foco ser em Donna, mas April's da boss!
E o Ben bêbado dançando HAHAHA "Let the little man dance."

"- What's that horrible sound?
- Children.
- Ugh, your life is gross."

"The words that they say sound passive, but seem aggressive. I feel like there should be a term for that. Like, nicey-meanie."

E concordo com a Leslie... pockets should be bigger.

Episodio 7x8 - Nota 9 2015-02-18 02:55:18

"Apple juice, barbeque sauce, Count Chocula." Andy <3

"Come on, let me show you around. This is a door. These, of course, are walls." <3 Ron

"I wanna tell people what to do and then send them far away from me." April <3

Running gag da empresa de contabilidade <3

Episodio 7x12 - Nota 10 2015-02-26 01:18:25

"Five points for Hufflepuff."

"Call Satan's niece." aka April.

"You know, Craig, when I first met you, I thought: 'There's a man who loves his job.'
And then I thought: 'Oh, wow, he's intense.'
And then I thought: 'Oh, no, he's insane. That person is psychotic, and I need to call the police.'"

Os diálogos entre a April e o Andy são tão nonsense. Vou sentir muita falta.
"- I want to put a babe in you, babe.
- Andy, you know where I stand on this.
- Yes, I would love all the awesome stuff my body would go through.
- I mean, if all it meant was puking and getting weird stretch marks and veins everywhere, then sign me up. But at the end, we've brought a child into the world. That's disgusting."

"- How about Demon Spawn Baby Satan Dwyer?
- Oh, I like that. Yeah. Or maybe Burt Snakehole Ludgate Karate Dracula Macklin Demon Jack-o-Lantern Dwyer? We call him "Jack" for short."

"Do NOT be a Garry!"

E o Ron todo feliz no barco. Dream job!!

Episodio 7x13 - Nota 10 2015-02-26 01:21:51

E aquela dor no peito de excluir definitivamente a pasta de Parks and Rec do pc =´(

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