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Episodio 4x2 2014-12-01 14:50:50"Carl, please please stop worrying about Frank. He is a black hole of endless need who will suck the life out of you." (Fiona)"OB? I need to make an appointment with a vet! I'm having a damn litter!" (Veronica) Mike: I have decided to put you out in the field. Fiona: Like a cow? Carol: She wants me to abort my baby. Kevin: Over my dead sperm! :) |
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Episodio 4x3 2014-12-02 09:15:47"We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it." (Robbie)"Get hard drugs, Carl. Make daddy proud." (Frank) Frank: So that’s my daughter, she’s kind of beautiful... Carl: She looks like you in skank form. Frank: Thank you son. "You're lucky I don't charge you people for toilet paper. You use too much. All you need is three sheets: one up, one down, one to polish." (Kevin) "I'm the worst kind of addict. I'm addicted to the rush of life." (Robbie) :) |
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Episodio 4x4 2014-12-02 09:26:27"I wish I could just skip the part where I don't know the right thing to do and get to the part where I do." (Debbie)"What kind of system do we live in where you have to cripple yourself to stay alive?" (Frank) Lip: I smashed up a bunch of car windows at school today. Made me think of you. Mandy: Random destruction makes you think of me? Lip: Yeah... it was beautiful. "This isn't your home, Lip. It's where you grew up. It's not where you're supposed to be." (Kevin) :) |
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Episodio 4x5 2014-12-02 10:32:48Sammi: You didn't come find me because you need another daughter. You just need a liver, right?Frank: No... I mean, yes, initially I sort of looked at you as an organ farm... "At least I'm expressing myself creatively, Carl. You're counting underarm hair with a mirror!" (Debbie) "I think I was trying to prove something, not to you but to myself. Prove that I didn't deserve you. Or this job. Your parents, your friends, all these nice normal functional people. I really didn't think I deserved any of it. And in the end I was right." (Fiona) :) |
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Episodio 4x6 2014-12-02 14:05:50"If there were an anti-AA, I'd have a 40-year drunk chip rattling around in my pocket." (Frank)"Given your four decades of stumble-down, hammered-in-the-gutter commitment to pro-level alcoholism, I think you owe your liver a condo in Boca and some shuffleboard." (Frank's doctor) Doctor: Order the flowers and decide between an urn or a casket soon. Frank: Not gonna happen, Doc. You don't know us Gallaghers. We're resilient. Fiona: You bailed me out? Mike: Carl called me. Said he didn't know any other rich people. :) |
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Episodio 4x7 2014-12-02 14:47:51Kevin: Hey baby, can I get a ride?Veronica: No! I'm too bloated and constipated! Kevin: I'll f*ck it loose for you... Veronica: Ew! Kevin: I don't mean in the butt! Morning sex keeps you regular. Kevin: You wearing cologne? Mickey: No. It's Kenyatta's perfume soap shit. Kevin: You use another dude's soap? Mickey: So what? Kevin: It's got pubes on it! Mickey: No, it doesn't. Kevin: Yes, it does. What guy doesn't have pubes on his soap? Mickey: My soap doesn't have pubes on it. Kevin: Well, obviously, you're not washing your pubes! Mickey: You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes? Kevin: Just give me a gun. "A good negotiation is when both sides feel like they got screwed." (Fiona's lawyer) :) |
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Episodio 4x8 2014-12-02 15:42:10Guy: So what do you do for living?Mickey: I run business. Guy: What kind of business? Mickey: Hospitality. Guy: Oh, nice. What realm? Mickey: I'm a pimp. Guy: Wait, you're serious? That's incredible! My dissertation is on transgender sex work and symbolic interactionism within the framework of hustler-client relations. You got a card? Frank: Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine. And you little shit, you got to learn to stay away from people like my son. That's what you learn when you get punched in the face by a bully. How do you think Steve Jobs turned out so great? Bullies. And I guarantee Junior here will be getting the hottest chicks when he's 30 because he got bullied today. My kid will be picking up roadside garbage in an orange jumpsuit in ten years. Your kid will be in med school curing cancer and getting laid. You're welcome. Carl: What if I want to cure cancer? Frank: Be lucky you don't get gonorrhea from your cell mate. Spoken with love, son. :) |
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Episodio 4x9 2014-12-02 16:31:15Mickey: You are the worst f**king pimp I've ever seen.Kev: Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? "I'm finally allowed to go out. I can almost taste the garbage and urine-scented air." (Fiona) Amanda: Familiar with the term "quid pro quo"? Lip: Yeah, that's Latin for "lick mine and I'll lick yours", right? Mickey: Tell your boss you're going home sick tonight. Ian: Sick? Mickey: Yeah, whatever. Tell him you got AIDS. "Hey! No domestic abuse! Take it outside like everyone else." (Kevin) :) |
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Episodio 4x10 2014-12-03 10:28:40"Dad, I just wanted to say that I love you. And that I forgive you for everything. Unless you live... then I'm still pissed off." (Debbie)Ian: Check out this sunrise! Mickey: Yeah, that's real nice. Must really clear your mind watching a sunrise after a long night of gargling old man balls. :) |
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Episodio 4x11 2014-12-03 13:56:43Holly: What the hell does Debbie have that I don't have?Ellie: Her hymen... "Ian, what you and I have makes me free. Not what these assholes know." (Mickey) :) |
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Episodio 4x12 2014-12-03 15:25:47"There comes a point in time that you got to take control of your own life. Wherever you're from, whoever did you wrong, didn't do, what they were supposed to do, wasn't being who they was supposed to be? It's just you. No more excuses." (Gail)Sheila: Why didn't you tell me you had a grandfather? Gary: He doesn't have wi-fi. "Don't f**king tell me what's impossible! We're taking care of Ian here. You, me, us. He is f**king family!" (Mickey) "You're not perfect, Fiona. None of us are." (Lip) :) |
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Episodio 5x1 2015-01-13 15:51:41"I can't go for a run. I probably won't be able to go for a run for another 18 years! Even if I could, these milk jugs would give me two black eyes!" (Veronica)Sheila: How are your headaches? Frank: You can't feel a persons headache by touching his head... - Did he leave a good tip? - Wait, he only gave you the tip? He didn't stick the whole thing in? - Hey, shut up down there! - Oh, you shut up! It's Summeeeeer!!! :) |
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Episodio 5x2 2016-02-07 17:09:00V: Do you think I'm a bad mother?Fiona: Did you leave either kid on the porch last night while you were going on a drug run? Then compared to what I grew up with, you're an excellent mother. :) |
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Episodio 5x3 2016-02-08 17:10:31"I want to tell you something, but I don't really want to talk about it because I'm not sure how I feel about it. And I don't want to be told how to feel." (Debs)"I hope you die in a bottle of diarrhea!" (Sammi) :) |
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Episodio 5x4 2016-02-09 17:15:55"There's a lesson here, son. Charity is accepting help from others, not the other way around." (Frank):) |
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Episodio 5x5 2016-02-26 17:24:52Laura: That man is not David!Wade: Yes, he is! Laura: Well, then I fucked our son! Wade: You slept with our son? Laura: He is not our son! :) |
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