Episodio 1x13 - Nota 8.5 2018-04-19 15:30:46"there is no great news, there is no light at the end of the tunnel, there is no silver lining. there's just this hell on earth, and the slow wait for the sweet release of death" eu gripada |
Episodio 1x18 - Nota 8.5 2018-04-22 14:17:28a berta rindo kkkkkkk"excuse me?" "oh nothing, i'm just happy to be here" |
Episodio 1x19 - Nota 8.5 2018-04-22 14:45:10god how long have i been asleep?? |
Episodio 1x20 - Nota 8.5 2018-10-18 00:30:15a reação deles quando o jake apareceu de bom humor é a mesma da minha mãe |
Episodio 1x22 - Nota 8.5 2018-10-19 00:42:11o alan fazendo bolo de aniversário quebrando os ovos na mesa da cozinha kkkkkkkkkk |
Episodio 1x23 - Nota 8.5 2018-10-19 01:08:05i’ll leave the front door unlocked in case satan shows up to collect your soul |
Episodio 1x24 - Nota 8.5 2017-10-22 14:55:52"you just gotta keep it out of the sunlight""why? is it vampire sperm?" |
Episodio 2x5 - Nota 8.5 2018-04-27 15:23:41"what about this one?""that's extra credit, i don't have to do it" "but why don't you do it anyway?" "because i don't have to" "but it shows you're willing to make an extra effort" "but i'm not" |
Episodio 2x6 - Nota 8.5 2015-04-15 15:04:23"Deer. D-E-E-R""What? W-H-A-T" |
Episodio 2x16 - Nota 9.5 2018-05-03 15:40:17"why are you here in the middle of the week?""cause my mom is on vacation" "from what?" "me" |
Episodio 2x16 - Nota 9.5 2019-11-17 13:03:16"if you forgot it's probably not that important" o jake na chuva kkkkkkkkkkkkkk |
Episodio 2x17 - Nota 8.5 2018-05-03 16:04:53"feeling better?""no i just passed out for a second" |
Episodio 2x17 - Nota 8.5 2018-05-03 16:27:12"your mother must be proud :)""actually, no" |
Episodio 2x23 - Nota 9 2018-05-06 14:38:25quem diria que só ia precisar do jake pra enlouquecer a evelyn kkkkkk |
Episodio 3x1 - Nota 9.5 2018-02-02 14:29:07why didn't you just call the guy? |
Episodio 3x1 - Nota 9.5 2018-02-02 14:30:16o jake fazendo o charlie ter palpitação no coração kkkkkkk |
Episodio 3x1 - Nota 9.5 2018-02-02 14:32:31o alan todo quebrado "do i look like i'm in any kind of shape to go to dinner???""i don't know i'm not a doctor??" kkkkkkkk |
Episodio 3x1 - Nota 9.5 2018-02-02 14:45:01"you know, mixing those pills with alcohol is a really bad idea""not if you're trying to die" |
Episodio 3x5 - Nota 7.5 2018-02-04 15:48:46"you want some advice?""yeah... what do i do, uncle charlie?" "i meant from me" "oh... no thank you" |
Episodio 3x6 - Nota 9 2020-04-23 13:49:29"so be it!""~so~be~it~" kkkkkkk |
Episodio 3x7 - Nota 9 2020-04-23 13:54:03a rose fazendo eles fingirem que tão dando uma festa surpresa pra ela no começo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk |
Episodio 3x9 - Nota 7.5 2018-02-06 15:35:30"god bless you""he better. i sent him five bucks" |
Episodio 3x9 - Nota 7.5 2018-02-06 15:41:05“hey norma, eating little kids lately?”“i could ask you the same thing” |
Episodio 3x10 - Nota 8.5 2018-03-14 14:21:02i love you and you have cheeks like a beaver |
Episodio 3x12 - Nota 9 2018-05-14 03:32:56“war of the -blank- COUCH! WAR OF THE COUCH!” |
Episodio 3x12 - Nota 9 2018-05-14 03:39:15“rather discuss your family?”“nope” “father?” “dead” “mother?” “killed him” |
Episodio 3x12 - Nota 9 2018-08-09 16:12:54eu sou o alan desse episódio 24h por dia |
Episodio 3x21 - Nota 8.5 2020-03-11 01:06:49o jake cantando bohemian rhapsody!!!!!! kkkkkkk |
Episodio 3x24 - Nota 7.5 2020-06-09 14:57:42when i told rose i was gonna marry mia, i think i could actually see her medication stop working |
Episodio 4x11 - Nota 8.5 2023-07-01 00:17:19“i’m a doctor”“a real one or like alan?” “i’m a pediatrician” “so you’re into feet?” “no, children” “isn’t that illegal?” |
Episodio 4x23 - Nota 9 2024-02-01 15:29:37eu perco tudo com o charlie despencando da varanda |
Episodio 5x5 - Nota 8.5 2024-02-03 00:27:23sempre que eu troco minha medicação da fibromialgia eu fico igual o alan aqui kkkkk |
Episodio 5x6 - Nota 8.5 2020-03-12 14:33:41"wanna hear a great band? they're called Bucket of Hate" eu apresentando minhas músicas favoritas pras pessoas |
Episodio 5x7 - Nota 9 2018-08-31 14:50:26"so i can't have one stupid thing in this house?""hey leave jake out of this!" |
Episodio 5x7 - Nota 9 2018-08-31 14:52:19"GET RID OF THAT 'WELCOME' MAT YOU PUT ON MY FRONT PORCH! NO ONE'S WELCOME HERE!" |
Episodio 5x10 - Nota 7.5 2020-03-13 14:13:42"i'm alan. or as you would say 'elan'.""why would i say that?" |
Episodio 5x18 - Nota 8.5 2018-12-03 14:19:15FIND. THE. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!! |
Episodio 5x18 - Nota 8.5 2018-12-03 14:20:15"(...) in the freezer?""jake!" "i found it, i'm reading! it's really cool!" |
Episodio 6x6 - Nota 8.5 2020-03-18 01:13:03oh judith that’s terrible... 😍 you must be devastated.. 😍😍😍 |
Episodio 6x8 - Nota 7.5 2018-01-14 15:07:29"your kid is licking my piano""jake, don't lick your uncle's piano" "i'm bored" "go read a book" "i don't wanna read a book" "then go lick a book" |
Episodio 6x12 - Nota 9 2018-03-27 14:37:41"he's ready to screw up his life a litte more""is that even possible?" |
Episodio 6x12 - Nota 9 2018-03-27 14:48:14"i'm kidding about that but he can be verbally abusive. the liquor makes him mean" |
Episodio 6x12 - Nota 9 2018-03-27 14:49:13"you don't know who you're messing with""are you kidding? I THINK SHE'S GORGEOUS! (...) you don't know who YOU're messing with" |
Episodio 6x13 - Nota 9 2018-03-27 14:52:54keep your money mr. trump, you need it more than i do |
Episodio 7x2 - Nota 9 2018-06-23 03:17:59O BONECO DO ALAN KKKKKKK |
Episodio 7x5 - Nota 9 2018-09-20 15:31:18"you're the reason i drink!""if it wasn't for me you would be choking in your sleep!" "hey don't flatter yourself, i had been choking in my sleep long before you came into my life" |
Episodio 7x11 - Nota 7.5 2018-04-07 16:11:14o alan empolgado cantando kkkkkkk |
Episodio 7x21 - Nota 7.5 2018-02-01 14:06:49o alan fazendo cocô nas calças no carro com o jake kkkkkkkkkk |
Episodio 7x21 - Nota 7.5 2018-03-08 14:53:22"yeah, i guess your grandmother does have more important things to box up... like your grandfather" |
Episodio 10x13 - Nota 5.5 2013-08-22 02:38:17"Thank you Alan but you'll never be on Glee" "oh crap" |
Episodio 11x1 - Nota 7.5 2018-10-19 14:58:46"who's this? henry's assistant?" kkkkkkkk |
Episodio 11x1 - Nota 7.5 2018-10-19 15:00:35o jake achando que mora no futuro por causa da diferença de tempo do japão kkkkkkkkkkkkk |
Episodio 11x9 - Nota 7.5 2018-10-19 15:29:41o jake mudando as notas dele de C pra D kkkkkkkkkkkk |
Episodio 11x9 - Nota 7.5 2018-10-19 15:31:42"(...) what about medications?""love them!" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk eu |
Episodio 11x10 - Nota 8 2019-02-23 13:31:27o walden se depilando kkkkkkkk |
Episodio 11x13 - Nota 6 2018-10-21 15:05:30"YES YES, ONE BILLION TIMES YES!" |
Episodio 11x14 - Nota 7 2018-10-21 15:13:03o walden tapando os ouvidos pedindo pra não darem spoiler de project runaway kkkkk |
Episodio 11x15 - Nota 6.5 2018-10-21 15:34:20o sonho do walden kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk |