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Episodio 1x4 - Nota 7.5 2014-05-21 12:29:21Jeremy: Nothing like the smell of a million dead bugs in the morning, right?Abbi: I know! It's like an insect holocaust in here or something. It would make us Mr. and Mrs. Hit-- Hitler... Jeremy: Like Nazis? Abbi: Yeah, like the-- I mean, I just was-- Yeah... "Yolandaaaaa, I wanna pick your little keyhole... Ahhhhhh!" :) |
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Episodio 1x5 - Nota 7 2014-06-01 17:45:22- You've only done coke once? Ew.- Hey! I've cleaned more pubes than you have on your entire body! :) |
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Episodio 1x6 - Nota 7 2014-06-01 18:14:04"Dayum! That penis is pink!":) |
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Episodio 1x7 - Nota 7.5 2014-10-01 14:35:15Abbi: You cook a lot, right? Every time I'm outside your door, it smells so good. It smells like garlic or...Jeremy: You're smelling my apartment? Abbi: Walking to places that I go. I go to a lot of spots... Jeremy: To answer your question, I love to cook. Abbi: Me too. I think cooking is just a wonderful thing. It's like, spices all over stuff and mixed in... Jeremy: What do you like to make? Abbi: Egg, mostly. ♪ ♫ It looks like there's a talent show in the living room I think that we should go do that now ♪ ♫ :) |
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Episodio 1x8 - Nota 7 2014-10-04 11:00:07Ilana: You said that if you were ever gonna do same-sex experimentation, it was gonna be with me.Abbi: I have never said that to you. Ilana: It has been implied. Abbi: By you. :) |
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Episodio 1x9 - Nota 7 2014-10-04 11:39:43Abbi: Body Butter! :O Lap pillow! :O Julianna Margulies! :O You were jerking off! In the communal space! You don't even live here!Bevers: I wasn't even touching my wiener yet. I was still just doing butt stuff... Okay!... I was jerking off! Abi: Ew! And to Julianna Margulies! I swear to God that better be "E.R."!! Bevers: It's "Good Wife"... Abbi: You have a way of tainting everything I love! :) |
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Episodio 1x10 - Nota 7.5 2014-10-04 12:53:46Abbi: All right, he's a 6.Ilana: Oh, totally a 6. Yum! Abbi: He's a 10. I mean, look at him. Ilana: Eww, dude, a 10?! Like, get away! He's, like, 7 inches max. Abbi: Inches? I thought we were rating them on hotness. Ilana: I thought we were rating them on dick size. Abbi: Why would we be rating them on dick size? Ilana: Abbi, why wouldn't we be rating them on dick size? It's all I can see. Those b-ball shorts are God's gift. If you train your eyes, you can see their religion. "Nose, vagina, butthole. If God didn't want us to put our fingers in there, then why did She make them perfectly finger-sized?" (Ilana) :) |
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Episodio 2x1 - Nota 7 2015-01-17 12:14:15"All Hollywood media is porn, and all porn is kiddie porn. We live in a rape culture, you know? We just do. I'm gonna run to the little girl's room. That is rape culture language right there!" (Ilana):) |
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Episodio 2x2 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-26 14:00:20Ilana: This is an incredible resume! Did you print this yourself?Intern: Yeah... You just press "Ctrl P"... "Abbi, hashtag get clean. Your farts don't smell healthy." (Trey) :) |
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Episodio 2x3 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-26 13:56:54Abbi: I'm getting my wisdom teeth taken out today. It's good, it'll make more room in my mouth, right?Jeremy: ... Abbi: No! I didn't mean for blowjobs. Although, that is true, that would make more room in my mouth. I didn't do them. I enjoy it both ways. You know, I think it's a two-way street. In fact, I'm getting a call... It's ringing.... Can you hear it? :) |
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Episodio 2x4 - Nota 7 2015-12-25 15:17:57"You want to go to the grave dreaming of Jeremy's hairy, adorable little butthole? Or do you want to die knowing that you brought him pleasure by plowing it like a queen?" (Ilana):) |
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Episodio 2x5 - Nota 7 2015-12-25 15:16:43Girl: Do you ever straighten your hair?Ilana: Oh, I just tried that for work, actually. Wait, do you mean my head hair? :) |
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Episodio 2x8 - Nota 7.5 2019-03-30 19:48:02Ela quebrando o espelho! HahahaO vídeo do Trey, no final! Hahaha |
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