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Episodio 1x1 - Nota 7.5 2014-08-22 12:59:17"Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren’t. We used to be gorillas. All we had was what we could take and defend. The truth is, you're more of a man today than you were yesterday. It's a red tide, Lester, this life of ours. The shit they make us eat day after day - the boss, the wife, etc. -, wearing us down. If you don't stand up to it, let them know you're still an ape deep down where it counts, you're just gonna get washed away." (Lorne Malvo)"Some roads you shouldn't go down. Because maps used to say: 'There be dragons here'. Now they don't. But that don't mean the dragons aren't there. (Lorne Malvo) "Let me tell you what's gonna happen, Officer Grimly. I'm going to roll my window up, then I'm going to drive away, and you're gonna go home to your daughter, and every few years, you're gonna look at her face and know that you're alive because you chose not to go down a certain road on a certain night, that you chose to walk into the light instead of into the darkness." (Lorne Malvo) >What if YOU're Right and They're Wrong?< :) |
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Episodio 1x2 - Nota 7 2014-08-22 14:29:31Postal Worker: This is highly irregular.Lorne Malvo: No. Highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd. "You ever nail a greek woman? After 40, their pussies grow teeth." (Stavros Milos) Lorne Malvo: Hey, I got one for you. What kind of bone will a dog never eat? Dmitri: Huh.... Chicken? Lorne Malvo: ... A tromBONE. >Everything Happens for a Reason< >Go Confidently in the Direction of Your Dreams. Live the Life You've Imagined< :) |
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Episodio 1x3 - Nota 7 2014-08-23 11:25:44"I've taken shits I wanna live with more than them." (Gina Hess)>The Key to Life is Happiness< :) |
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Episodio 1x4 2014-08-24 13:25:31Mr. Numbers: Nobody likes being watched while they eat.Mr. Wrench: Some people do. Mr. Numbers: What people? Mr. Wrench: Mormons. "Did you know the human eye can see more shades of green than any other color? My question for you is: why? When you figure out the answer to my question, then you'll have the answer to yours." (Lorne Malvo) >God is real.< >You're making a mistake!< :) |
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Episodio 1x5 2015-04-24 15:07:27Malvo: I need a walkie-talkie.Guy: Yeah I can't just sell you one. They come in pairs, so you can chat with a friend. Malvo: I don't have any friends. Guy: That's a sad story. But I still have to sell you two. Maybe you could make a friend and give it to him. Malvo: Maybe I could give it to you. Call you up late at night. And you could listen to me shit on people. :) |
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Episodio 1x6 2015-04-25 08:52:51"Once upon a time there was a little boy. He was born in a field and raised in the woods. And he had nothing. In the winter the boy would freeze and in the summer he would boil. He knew the name of every stinging insect. At night he would look at the lights in the houses. Why was he outside and they’d be in? Why was he so hungry and they fed? 'It should be me', he said. And out of the darkness, the wolves came whispering." (Malvo/Chump)"In case Stavros calls the cops, we wanna make sure they're too busy to respond. That is part one. Part two is, have you ever had turkish delight? It's disgusting." (Malvo) :) |
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Episodio 1x7 2015-04-25 08:44:25"This phone calls an ambulance, that phone calls a hearse. I'm gonna ask you again, and depending on the answer I pick up this or that." (Malvo):) |
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Episodio 1x8 2015-04-26 10:49:03"I was picking your pubes out of my teeth 12 hours ago, and then I get this? You are gonna get me my money, you little shit." (Gina)"I don't question the universe. That's my motto. Sometimes things just work out." (Bill) :) |
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Episodio 1x9 2015-05-29 15:21:55"The picture. They look happy. Of course no one hangs the sad pictures." (Malvo)Agent Budge: A man has a fox, a rabbit, and a cabbage, and he wants to get across the river, but his boat can only carry one of them at a time. And here's the problem: if the man leaves the fox and the rabbit alone, the fox is gonna eat the rabbit, and the same for the rabbit and the cabbage. So how does the man get all three of his items across the river without losing any of them? Agent Pepper: A Turducken. He stuffs the cabbage in the rabbit and the rabbit in the fox, and he eats all of them. :) |
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Episodio 1x10 2015-05-30 12:46:41Lester: I am not the person you think I am, this kind of monster.Molly: There was a fella running for a train, And he's carrying a pair of gloves. He drops a glove on the platform, but he doesn't notice. And then, later on, inside the train, he's sitting by the window, and he realizes that he's just got this one glove left. But the train's already started pulling out of the station. So, he opens the window, and he drops the other glove onto the platform. That way, whoever finds the first glove, can just have the pair. Lester: So what are you telling me? Molly: Goodbye, Mr. Nygaard. :) |
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Episodio 2x1 2015-10-25 11:31:46- Tomorrow has never been closer than it is right now.- It's 11:00 in the morning... - Metaphorically, I mean... :) |
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