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Episodio 2x1 2014-04-29 13:57:47

Rizzoli: "So, I'm a not girly, crabby, social deviant... That's great..."

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Episodio 2x2 2015-09-15 10:47:12

Jane: What's wrong?
Maura: Nothing.
Jane: Tell that to your face. It looks pretty bothered.

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Episodio 2x3 2016-01-21 17:31:44

Frost: You don't have to be my dad.
Korsak: I'm not old enough to be your dad...
Frost: Yeah? Well, I'm too good-looking to be your wife.

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Episodio 2x4 2016-01-21 17:29:05

"There's a lot of mythology associated with left-handedness that might trigger something in a sociopath. The devil is often portrayed as being left-handed." (Maura)

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Episodio 2x5 2016-01-21 17:27:00

Jane: What does your gut say?
Maura: I don't listen to my intestines.

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Episodio 2x6 2016-01-24 17:53:33

"Just know that I don't serve 'coq-au-vin'. At my house, only 'Cocoa puffs'." (Jane)

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Episodio 2x7 2016-01-24 17:51:09

Maura: Sabrina is a very old Welsh name.
Jane: It's also a name of the teenage witch...

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Episodio 2x8 2016-02-07 08:32:44

Maura: Why are you turning into a snoopy dog?
Jane: Do you mean Snoop Dogg or Snoopy, the dog? Either way, I'm insulted.

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Episodio 2x9 2016-02-07 08:30:32

Jane: Do not sleep with my brother.
Maura: No! Although he does have exquisite long bones.
Jane: "Long bones"? Eww!
Maura: Femur, tibia...

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Episodio 2x10 2016-02-08 17:26:23

"These weapons, it's a little like 'Project Runway'. They move into the jail, they get the same items, but they all fashion different homemade shivs." (Maura)

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Episodio 2x11 2016-02-10 17:35:46

Maura: Ouch! I think you just bruised my extensor hallucis longus.
Jane: Good. I don't even know what that is...

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Episodio 2x12 2016-02-10 17:34:09

Jane: She dumped your ass, didn't she?
Frost: Yeah, about three years ago at the corner of "none of your business" and "don't ask"...

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Episodio 2x13 2016-02-12 17:59:01

Maura: You know back pain is the second most common pain in the US?
Jane: What's the most common pain? Your fun facts?

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Episodio 2x14 2016-02-12 17:56:56

"You got to be firm with them, or they go all Britney Spears on you." (Dance teacher)

Maura: Look at her X-Ray. Her plastic surgery is much more extensive than I initially realized.
Jane: She got a boob job on her wrist?

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Episodio 2x15 2016-02-12 17:54:50

Jane: What can I do?
Maura: Turn the clock back.

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Episodio 3x1 2016-02-12 17:53:30

Frost: You're melting down a desert eagle? What a waste.
Jane: Unless you want to sneak it out in your pants...
Frost: There's no room...

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Episodio 3x2 2016-02-13 17:48:22

Maura: You were a sprout trooper?
Jane: Yes. And I was so sweet and kind, I won "sweetest camper" two years in a row.
Maura: Was anyone else there?

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Episodio 3x3 2016-02-13 17:46:03

"Why would you tell my mother about Casey? Why don't you tell her I got a vibrator, too?" (Jane)

"His penis has a pulse!" (Maura)

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Episodio 3x4 2016-02-14 17:53:13

Jane: How did you rip your pants?
Korsak: Oh, man! These are new!
Frost: Yeah, new in 1995...

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Episodio 3x5 2016-02-14 17:50:00

"You come one step closer, and I'll be bringing your mother your body parts in a pie tin!" (Angela)

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Episodio 3x6 2016-02-15 17:20:14

Maura. Oh, the joy of controlling how the hot water rises before a torrent of pressure and penetrates the tamped beans.
Jane: Okay, I'm done watching coffee porn...

Maura: You know, there's a trick to wearing high heels.
Jane: Yeah, I know, don't wear them.

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Episodio 3x7 2016-02-15 17:17:41

Jane: Maura, you got to try one of these ciabatta rolls.
Maura: No, thanks. White flour only uses the endosperm.
Jane: It's awful to eat with you...

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Episodio 3x8 2016-02-17 18:02:10

Maura: I just think it's fun to play fantasy wedding, don't you?
Jane: Yeah, if you're 5...

Maura: You must have fantasized about your wedding dress as a little girl.
Jane: Yes, once. I had a very high fever.

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Episodio 3x9 2016-02-17 17:34:00

Maura: Would you like some quinoa, kale, and yam?
Jane: Sure, when I'm a contestant on "Survivor"...

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Episodio 3x10 2016-02-19 17:23:56

"You should try knitting. It's very soothing. Unless you're knitting it for a baby that could be your husband's love child or your first grandchild..." (Angela)

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Episodio 3x11 2016-02-19 17:21:36

Stanley: How did he die?
Maura: The hemoptysis suggests all kinds of causes.
Stanley: We don't even serve hemoptysis!
Maura: Hemoptysis simply means he coughed up blood...
Stanley: Ohh...

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Episodio 3x12 2016-02-20 17:30:13

"I always thought the greatest feeling in the world was putting away bad guys. But it's not. It is freeing an innocent man." (Frost)

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Episodio 3x13 2016-02-21 16:30:17

Maura: It's not safe in here. I better put these mask right to in a safe. Wait, I don't have a safe!
Jane: No one's taking your masks, Maura!

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Episodio 3x14 2016-02-23 17:21:23

Maura: My guess is Casey dropped by to see you.
Jane: Stop guessing. You're bad at it.

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Episodio 3x15 2016-02-23 17:16:08

Maura: You shouldn't be investigating Casey. This is an abuse of power.
Jane: Well, that's why I'm using your computer. I'm not abusing my power, you are...

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Episodio 4x1 2016-02-23 17:14:10

Maura: It must be nice to follow in your father's footsteps.
Jane: What? No! I would be a plumber, and you would be a mob boss...

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Episodio 4x2 2016-02-23 16:23:32

Maura: You slept with Rafael?
Jane: We didn't sleep, Maura...

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Episodio 4x3 2016-02-24 16:46:40

Maura: Verbal compliments often serve as foreplay, which then lead to the release of dopamine and oxytocin.
Rondo: Oh, dope and oxycontin? They gonna have a good night!

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Episodio 4x4 2016-02-26 17:30:50

Maura: Brad is a charming colorectal surgeon.
Jane: Wow, I never thought I'd hear the words "charming" and "rectal" used in the same sentence...

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Episodio 4x5 2016-02-26 16:43:58

Hope: What can I do?
Maura: Go back 37 years and sleep with a different man?

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Episodio 4x6 2016-02-28 16:38:59

Angela: You want some coffee?
Korsak: Love some.
Angela: You want a little Irish whiskey in it?
Korsak: Sure, but skip the coffee...

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Episodio 4x7 2016-02-29 16:17:29

Jane: Maybe we can meet in the middle. What's in between Boston and Afghanistan?
Casey: The Atlantic ocean.
Jane: Yeah, that...

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Episodio 4x8 2016-03-01 17:02:29

Maura: No, I can´t give away that dress! I paid to have it tailored.
Jane: Why? So we could lord it over all the other frumpy frocks?

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Episodio 4x9 2016-03-03 16:42:10

Angela: A 5-year-old strangled a puppy?
Jane: Yeah. So, see? Tommy's not so bad after all...

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Episodio 4x10 2016-03-05 16:46:34

"Jane, If you're gonna stab someone, start with your father." (Angela)

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Episodio 4x11 2016-03-06 16:23:18

Maura: You should really be offering some healthy snacks.
Angela: I do. They just don't sell...

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Episodio 4x12 2016-03-07 16:10:34

"Maura, your head is not in the game. You said 'pink froth'? Not cytoplastics hematoma liquidity at a cellular level?" (Jane)

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Episodio 4x13 2016-03-09 17:08:53

Jane: He gave me this ring. I'm supposed to get all giggly and girly and you're supposed to squeal!
Maura: Why would I squeal over a colorless, crystalline form of pure carbon?

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Episodio 4x14 2016-03-09 16:22:13

Frost: She doesn't have a Facebook page.
Korsak: Even I have a Facebook page.
Frost: Yeah, with 3 friends...
Jane: Korsak, I'll be your friend.
Frost: You already are...

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Episodio 4x15 2016-03-10 16:12:47

"I'm not a collector, unless shoes count." (Maura)

Maura: It's a subtle smell, but I can smell it.
Jane: You could smell a fart in New Hampshire, Maura.

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Episodio 4x16 2016-03-11 16:18:59

"Don't think negative thoughts. Your body will experience something that isn't even happening." (Maura)

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Episodio 5x1 2016-03-13 17:17:07

Maura: Estrogen causes breast enlargement. It's also responsible for a lack of interest in sex during pregnancy.
Jane: So bigger boobs and no sex? That's a guy's worst nightmare.

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Episodio 5x2 2016-03-13 17:15:27

"We shouldn’t be here today, Barry Frost was too young and too good for us to be here today. But yet, here we are. I’ve been given the incredible honor of talking about how much we all loved Barry, and I could say a lot and then go sit down, but it wouldn’t do him justice. Barry was so many things to so many people. A son. A cop. A friend. I met Barry when he joined homicide. He was so nervous because parts of the job didn’t quite agree with him, but he didn’t let that stand in his way. He always wanted to try new things and push himself. I admired the passion he brought to his work. I will miss him as my partner. I will miss him as my friend." (Jane)

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Episodio 5x3 2016-03-20 16:23:11

"Fear is normal. Keeps us on our toes." (Angela)

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Episodio 5x4 2016-04-07 08:36:48

Maura: You're snooping.
Jane: This is not snooping.
Maura: Then why are you using my computer?
Jane: I don't want him to catch me not snooping.

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Episodio 5x5 2016-05-15 12:53:15

"A latin card and a metaphor plant? He could be your soul mate. Or your clone." (Jane)

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Episodio 5x6 2016-05-15 13:32:56

Maura: At least my doll is to scale.
Jane: You are so not to scale! Look at those things on your chest!
Maura: Huh, those things are perfect in form and balance...

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Episodio 5x7 2016-05-16 15:13:28

Maura: Oh, God, what else am I missing?
Jane: Hopefully it's not something that rhymes with the word "manties"...

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Episodio 5x8 2016-05-17 14:20:44

Maura: Did you really like him?
Jane: No.
Maura: What?!
Jane: Well, I answered "yes" the first 17 times you asked, so as you keep asking, I'm thinking it's the wrong answer...

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Episodio 5x9 2016-05-17 14:18:55

Maura: So, how are you doing?
Jane: How am I supposed to be doing?

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Episodio 5x10 2016-05-18 14:04:24

Maura: I'm sad that you're leaving.
Jane: Me too...
Maura: Yeah right, you couldn't be happier if I told you that I had magically turned all the lettuce in the world into beer!

Angela: Go ahead. Go and knock them dead.
Jane: I'm a homicide detective, Ma. They're already dead...

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Episodio 5x11 2016-05-19 13:28:59

Angela: Try it. It'll keep you cool.
Jane: Yeah, so will sitting in front of an open beer fridge... And you don't have to vomit first.

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Episodio 5x12 2016-06-07 15:14:38

"Rhinestones on phones? It looks like Hello Kitty threw up on My Little Pony..." (Jane)

Angela: What are your thoughts about "Pretty Little Liars"?
Maura: I don't think it's good to lie whether you're pretty or little.

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Episodio 5x13 2016-06-07 15:12:17

Maura: I guess that's the instinct that makes you such a good cop.
Jane: And maybe a bit hard to love.

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Episodio 5x14 2016-06-08 12:21:16

Maura: You should play Josh Groban all the time.
Jane: I like it. That way, the bar would be consistently empty and we would always have seats.

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