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The Big Bang Theory By
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Episodio 7x13 2014-08-26 15:40:45"Look, if you want to break up, just say it. No, no, no, no. I take it back. Don't say it. Just-just hate me, but stay with me. It worked for my parents." (Leonard)Leonard: How did she get you to do yoga? Sheldon: Well, to be honest, I thought she said "Yoda". >What do Geologists and Bon Jovi have in common?< :) |
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Episodio 7x14 2015-04-22 14:54:36Howard: It's been ten minutes! We're running out of time!Penny: To be cool? Penny: Sex is not what makes you a grown-up. Bernadette: Yeah. Or you'd be the oldest one here. :) |
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Episodio 7x15 2015-04-25 14:42:56"I'm being rude? How is that possible? I've hardly spoken to you since we got on the train." (Sheldon)>You dog!< :) |
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Episodio 7x16 2015-05-16 12:50:19Sheldon: Without realizing it, I've allowed that woman to alter my personality.Leonard: Mm, Sheldon, you didn't have a personality; you just had some shows you liked. :) |
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Episodio 7x17 2015-05-16 13:18:14Amy: Before I met Sheldon, I was ready to give up, too. Once, I even dropped in on my OB/GYN just to get some human contact.Raj: Mm.. It has been a while since I got my prostate checked... :) |
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Episodio 7x18 2015-05-16 13:36:39Mom: Shelly, I'm so sorry. We should sit down and talk about this.Sheldon: Can you recommend a surface you haven't had coitus on? Mom: That's not funny! ... Maybe we should sit at the table... Sheldon: I don't want to stand in the way of your happiness. So I'll condemn you internally while maintaining an outward appearance of acceptance. Mom: That is very Christian of you. :) |
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Episodio 7x19 2015-05-16 13:55:33Sheldon: Quick poll: PS4 or Xbox One? Raj?Raj: Xbox One. Sheldon: Penny? Penny: Huh? Sheldon: Leonard? Leonard: PS4. Sheldon: Wolowitz? Howard: Both great. Sheldon: Bernadette? Bernadette: I like the Wii! Sheldon: Oh, thanks, Grandma! "I've heard that if you flip a coin, it will tell you how you actually feel. Because you'll either be disappointed or excited by the outcome." (Amy) :) |
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Episodio 7x20 2015-05-18 07:33:29Sheldon: Normally I refrain from alcohol, but since my cerebral cortex is twiddling its proverbial thumbs, why not soak it in grape juice that's been predigested by a fungus?Penny: And you wonder why other children beat you with books... :) |
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Episodio 7x21 2015-05-27 09:40:44"Why did you lie to me, Amy? You told me you were sick, but you look just as pale and tired as always." (Sheldon)"Amy, unless you have 'Gravity' on Blu-ray under that skirt, I don't know where you're going with this..." (Sheldon) :) |
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Episodio 7x22 2015-05-28 14:04:03"I just never knew anyone that died. I had a pet pig when I was a kid. I mean, when he died, we didn't have a funeral, we had a barbecue." (Penny)Penny: You're a big crybaby! Leonard: I am not a crybaby... Penny: Toy Story 3? Leonard: The toys were holding hands in a furnace! :) |
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Episodio 7x23 2015-05-28 14:20:17Sheldon: I brought my own 3D glasses. No sense in risking bridge-of-nose herpes.Raj: Is that a real thing? Sheldon: Well, until they invent nose condoms, I'm not finding out. Raj: I do get what you're saying. Instead of desperately clinging to any woman who will go out with me, I need to work on my fear of being alone. Sheldon: I was trying to suggest chemical castration, but it's my bedtime, so whatever gets you out the door. :) |
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Episodio 7x24 2015-05-28 14:36:48"I'm willing to let her live with us one day a week, for a trial period. Obviously, not when she's made cranky by the shedding of her uterine lining..." (Sheldon):) |
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Episodio 8x1 - Nota 7.5 2015-05-28 15:43:46Sheldon: Sherlock Holmes always says when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Have you tried doing that?Cop: Nope. Sheldon: Well, maybe you should. There's lots of books called "Sherlock Holmes" and there are not any books called "Officer Hernandez". :) |
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Episodio 8x2 - Nota 7.5 2015-05-29 15:17:30"The correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala. You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked." (Sheldon)Leonard: Sheldon, I promise. Your uvula does not have an STD from a spitball. Sheldon: Are you sure? It just doesn't feel as innocent as it used to... :) |
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Episodio 8x3 - Nota 7 2015-06-02 15:20:00Penny: You guys are going out two nights in a row?Sheldon: I missed a number of date nights while I was on my train trip, and I'm contractually obligated to make them up under the terms of the Relationship Agreement. Penny: That's so hot... Amy. It's better than hot, it's binding... :) |
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Episodio 8x4 - Nota 7.5 2015-06-02 15:22:44Raj: What if we got a van and drove around, and picked kids up?Sheldon: Nice! Like at parks and schools. Howard: Toy stores, puppet shows. Leonard: Hold on, so your idea is to get a van and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up? Sheldon: Yes! Leonard: And are you going to use candy to lure them in? Raj: We are now! :) |
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Episodio 8x5 - Nota 7.5 2015-06-17 15:32:11"I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea. You thought of it September 22, 2007. Two days later, Penny moved in, and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town." (Sheldon):) |
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Episodio 8x8 - Nota 7.5 2016-08-21 14:56:57Sheldon: I love you too.Amy: You said it! Sheldon: There's no denying I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite... But that seems even more farfetched. The only conclusion was love. :) |
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