Little Kevin: Something's happening! I'm becoming a statue!
Bloody Mary: Oh, my God, no. That is completely natural. You're just having an erection.

"I've been sort of dating this one girl. She's kind of playing hard to get, so in turn I've been playing harder to get. And now we're at a point where we're both just a little too hard for each other. And it's very unclear whether either one of us will ever be gotten." (Kevin)

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